Nothanks
🌶️ Spicy
Today, at the healthy age of 26, I broke my hip during sex. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
usarmywife
🌶️ Spicy
Today, at the ripe old age of 27, I dislocated my hip while making love to my husband. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today me and my boyfriend were in an adventurous sexual position and as I started to orgasm he slipped, landed awkwardly and dislocated both my hips, while I was in the middle of an orgasm. Somehow the pleasure of the orgasm made the pain worse. I don't think I'll ever want sex again. FML
Anonymous
Seattle, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Fitness for duty
Today, I fucked up by jacking off. I have trouble getting "in the mood" due to medication and other things, so when I do I'm excited to enjoy myself, though it often takes a while and a lot of physical effort to get there. However, in the process of getting off today, I threw out my back and my hip. I'm only 29. FML
Cowgirl1293
Fear Factor
Today, at 28 years-old, I broke the first ever bone in my body. I broke a metacarpal in my hand by going down an inflatable waterside at a children's birthday party. FML
fucksake
Seri Kembangan, Malaysia 🌶️ Spicy
Almost there
Today, at age 31, I was about to finally lose my virginity. As we tumbled onto the bed, an excruciating pain shot through my stomach. It turned out to be a hernia, and no, I didn't get laid in the end. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
How? Why? What?
Today, I finally had sex, but I busted up her cervix, and now we are at the hospital. It was my first time, and now I don’t want to have sex again. FML
Danielle
🌶️ Spicy
Barf
Today, I threw up during sex. FML
Anonymous
France 🌶️ Spicy
Cool move, dude
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be sexy to pick me up and throw me on the bed. I rolled off and broke my collarbone. FML
Nik
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States 🌶️ Spicy
You wanker!
Today, I went to the doctor because I broke my wrist. My mom told the nurse that I broke it while masturbating. FML
fatass
United States
Today, I had a great workout and was feeling really good about my body. Until I sat on my desk, and broke it. FML
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Mangascribbler 19
How the hell did you do that? I'm going to hope there's a story behind that one, otherwise go get screened for bone cancer.
SofaKing619 13
That sucks! But was the sex good?
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Comments (76)
danieej27 22
This is one of those FMLs that really needs a follow up
ElusiveMee 6
Still... Epic sex no?
__doge__ 15
Doesn't matter. Had sex.
TheEpicKitten 20
Death by snu snu
suckstosuck1992 8
I'm 23 and my hips have been popping for at least 5 years whether it be sex or putting on my shoes, the struggle is truly real
BananEnigma 24
Popping joints are a lot different than actually breaking/fracturing a bone though. Some people are genetically predisposed to "pop" more than others, so if you're like me, almost every joint can and will pop eventually and frequently, and it has nothing to do with the Heath of your bones.....
Bilbo47 5
Nono, loose joints because of a genetic condition *does* correlate with low bone density arising from the same genetic predisposition.
jcash52426 5
Sound like you might need to drink more milk or you need to try a different position
EvilLittleMan 23
Those must have been some serios sex tips in the Cosmopolitan magazine.
jdizz16 16
I did hear that new edition Kama Sutra book was a doozy.
Delial 14
You're either doing something very right, or very, very wrong.
pacman490 21
Hey, big girls need love too