Today, at the dentist, I was getting my teeth cleaned. Looking up at his nose, I saw runny snot dripping onto his lip. I tried to slowly move away. He told me "Stop!" The movement of his lips caused the snot to fall right into my mouth. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, the dentist sneezed in my mouth. FML
Today, I went to the dentist. She had a tool that sucks up saliva, and put it in my mouth. She told me to close my mouth, and I did. Turns out she forgot to turn it on, causing my saliva to go all over my face. I had to sit like that for the rest of the visit. FML
Today, I was treating a patient at the hospital where I'm a dentist. This particular gentleman was old and slightly deaf. After completing the procedure I gestured to the spitoon and asked him to spit. He got up, steadied himself, and spat straight in my face. FML
Today, I went to the dentist. My dentist kept talking to me while his hands were in my mouth. I attempted to tell him that it was difficult and dangerous to respond. My talking made him slip and slice my mouth open with one of his instruments. FML
Today, I went to the dentist for a routine cleaning. As the dentist was working on my teeth, he accidentally sprayed water all over my face. I couldn't stop laughing nervously, which made the dentist think I was choking. He ended up calling for backup and I had to explain that I was just laughing. FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. It was going well until our braces got caught. Out of pain, I tried to pull away, which made my eyes water. Then I sneezed in his mouth. FML
Today, I went to get some teeth pulled. I had Novocaine in my gums and lip so I couldn't feel a thing. When the doctor is pulling out the last tooth, he sneezes and pulls the tooth out. He looks in my mouth and I hear, "Oh, shit..." I now have stitches in my mouth. FML
Today, I went to the dentist for a routine check-up, and halfway through the appointment, the dentist exclaimed, "Oops!" Turns out, he accidentally glued my lips together while fixing a tiny chip in my front tooth. I spent the next two hours communicating through exaggerated facial expressions and hand gestures. FML
Today, after a great first date, he leaned in to kiss me. I held my breath slightly. This resulted in me breathing out through my nose, blowing a huge snot bubble, which then burst on his face. He looked at me in horror and walked away. FML
Today, I was snuggling with my boyfriend on the couch. We ended up falling asleep, and when I woke up I felt a slobberly substance running down my face. It turns out, my boyfriend drooled so much, it filled my ear and overflowed onto my face. FML
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hello_there_09 0
OH my gosh!!! I would throw up!
xelectrickiss 0
im gagging. seriously, nasty.
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Comments (467)
fiestamucho 0
omg thats soooo gross, you could sue probably
rttr 18
Really? Sue? Why is the solution everything?
kristena103 14
Stewie u'd sue too
random_cashmere 25
Free money, really. This is Canada, so not all laws are the same.
smbxsway 0
That's horribly disgusting, definitely an fyl moment.
scarred_foreva 40
It certainly turned my stomach.
channy0123 0
Ughhh! That is HORRIBLE!!!
Rawer 0
Omg ewww. You need to complain or something Dx
OutsideOfThis 0
That's ******* nasty. I would've probably barfed if that happened to me.
fcuk_fml 0
oh my god, that's disgusting! aren't they supposed to wear masks or something?! ewwwwwww
bellaxobrianna 0
thats really disgusting. did he even notice ?
keke_fml 0
I don't think this is real dentists are supposed to wear masks
Fleur_fml 0
After reading this in the library, someone next to me noticed my face of utter horror. Then they read the screen. And displayed a replica of my face. Thank you. EW. *shudders and tries to forget this FML*
SilentWindmill 0
LOL!
you_not_me_OWNED 0
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!