Today, at my daughter's wedding celebration, I was doing a Michael Jackson act with a few buddies. It went well until I did the crotch-grab. I yanked my balls too hard and fell to the floor, writhing in agony in front of nearly 70 guests. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was at a wedding and I reluctantly joined the dance floor. As soon as I started dancing, I felt my trousers rip. Trying to save face, I kept dancing, hoping no one would notice. A few minutes later, I realized my silk boxer shorts were completely visible to the entire party. FML
Today, at work, a good song came on and I started dancing to it. I guess security thought my Michael Jackson crotch-grab was funny, because a printout of it is now pinned in our break room. FML
Today, I was on the treadmill at the gym, when I felt my pants start slipping. I tried to pull them up, but lost my balance and fell face-first onto the floor. When I go to my wedding tomorrow, half the guests will probably think I've exchanged my fiancé for Chris Brown. FML
Today, I was at a friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. Everyone cheered, until I slipped on the flowers and fell flat on my back. FML
Today, it was my wedding day, and while I was standing next to my husband in front of all of our guests, I was rocking on my heels because I was nervous. I rocked too far and fell backward. My husband didn't come to help me up. He just said at the top of his lungs, "FAIL!" FML
Today, I had one of my biggest dance shows ever. After months of practice I had finally gotten the lead position. When I entered the stage and raised my arms my straps fell down and I flashed an audience of 5000. FML
Today, I was singing and playing keyboards with my band on stage at a club. A drunken chick from the crowd tried to climb up onto the stage in her heels, fell, and grabbed the back of my mic stand to catch herself. And busted me in the mouth with my own microphone. Then she requested a song. FML
Today, I was at a friend’s wedding, and when it came time to make a toast, I tried to stand up to make a speech. My suit jacket got caught on the chair, and I ended up falling flat on my back. The speech was drowned out by everyone laughing. FML
Today, I was performing for a fairly large crowd with my band. I decided it would look cool to stand on one of the speakers and sing from there. It did look pretty cool for a bit until I tried to step off and fell face-first on the floor mid-song. FML
Today, I went to a friend's wedding. While I was holding my four year old son, he managed to unclip the back of my dress and give the whole church a show. FML
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Top comments
MDoremis 38
A wedding isn't great until a father does something stupid.
WCARlover 35
I bet you made were finally able to be high pitched enough to make the "hee hee" sound MJ did.
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Comments (63)
vikky538 29
All men must adhere to that pain at one point in life
amarie2009 22
Did they put it on youtube already? Please provide a link!!!
leogachi 15
That's why you fake the yank. (That's a weird sentence.) I don't know why you thought to ACTUALLY yank on your testicles, but you brought that on yourself.
worldclassrager 41
You should have worn a cup...or mastered the act during practice
fmlsams 27
Your future as a MJ impersonator is looking pretty bleak...
Starfire950 5
next time get a cup when you do your MJ impression
jberg583 12
Umm... I would love to see that on Americas Funniest Home Videos!!
writerchic85 26
Why did you actually yank your balls? I thought the MJ move was just putting his hand on the front.
WOTAN1488 24
YDI.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
YDI for trying to impersonate Michael Jackson. And I don't think he actually grabbed his balls, anyway; it was an illusion (since he probably had no balls to grab anyway after all the plastic surgery).