Today, I moved into university residence, looking forward to finally being able to come out of the closet. I started chatting with the hot guy moving in next door to me. He said I was cool, and he was glad because he was afraid he'd be living next to a gay guy. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I moved into my new college apartment for the next year. A 45 year old guy with a mustache in short shorts and no shirt answers the door. He will be one of my roommates. FML
Today, I finally opened up to my roommates about when I came out as gay to my parents, and how I was beaten and disowned over it. One roommate saw this as the perfect time to hit on me, since he's also gay and thought I was hot, but wasn't sure if I swung that way. Glad he was so invested in me pouring my guts out. FML
Today, my roommate's boyfriend moved in. I'm in love with him. Now I get to live with the happy couple. FML
Today, I found out that I have moved next door to a guy from my school, with whom I've had a arguments with. FML
Today, at a party, I watched the guy I've liked for AGES come out of a bedroom with one of my gay male friends. They were in there for a while. FML
Today, the guy I’ve been hanging out with and crushing on told me we now know each other well enough to be completely open with each other. I was excited, thinking our mild flirtations would finally go further. He just wanted me to know he’s gay, and asked me if I knew any single guys for him. FML
Today, I discovered the guy I like will be working with me in PE for the school year. He’s straight. I’m awkward. FML
Today, I moved into my university dorm a week before classes start. Everyone kept giving me weird looks as they watched me move my stuff in. Finally, one of my dorm mates asked me if I knew that school had actually started last week. I didn't. FML
Today, my boyfriend moved. He moved from my room... to my housemate's room. FML
Today, after three days of dating a boy I liked, he came out as gay on his Instagram. FML
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yumo 0
oh god, that's kind of heartbreaking
anon79 0
Don't worry about him: you'll probably meet a lot of cool, open, friendly, normal people, but there will also be some small-minded idiots as well. Be you.
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yumo 0
oh god, that's kind of heartbreaking
natsumosam92 0
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Stop playin for the other team! (too many positive votes)
anon79 0
Don't worry about him: you'll probably meet a lot of cool, open, friendly, normal people, but there will also be some small-minded idiots as well. Be you.
zargon 1
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The wording on this one is kind of poor... my first read through, I thought he was saying that you showed him that gay guys were okay. Took me until the third read to figure out what was actually meant. That said, it does suck, but consider this a chance to turn someone from homophobe to ally. You might be the push he needs to realize that there's nothing wrong with gay people!
amyrenee2413 0
thats no good!!!! One of the guys I work with just came out a couple of months ago.....don't let this scare you into not hun!!!! Everything will be fine, and TRUE friends will always stick beside you!!
xfrankenstienx 0
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Awww im sorry.What a ******* asshole though.I mean really there's nothing wrong with being gay.Well don't worry,you'll find some other hot guy (maybe even better looking) and you'll be happy and shit while that guy has a girl friend who cheats on him with his best friend :)
YerPal 0
Well I say come out of the closet anyway!! If he already thinks you're cool, you will be teaching him a lesson that gay people are cool. Everyone hates gays until they meet one and discover there is no reason to hate them.
zargon 1
"Everyone hates gays until they meet one and discover there is no reason to hate them." I wish. it would be so nice if everyone realized there was nothing wrong with gay people upon meeting them. Rather sad that's not true.
natsumosam92 0
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I'm so gay, I'm listening to Erasure as I write. There's nothing wrong with being gay, it's great!
theluckygirl28 8
So do a lot of girls... guess you won't be analing anytime soon (:
hazri 0
It will just be ackward in the shower room
ydi_bitch 0
I'm gay, I think people should be less homophobic. Usually, homophobes are insecure about their own sexuality...
Stacia 0
Being gay is better than being paranoid and ignorant, you ******* retard.
milleribsen 0
COME OUT! It's better for you, and everyone around you. Do it. Now.
midwestjerk 0
Who cares what some random-ass dorm guy thinks? He'll mean nothing in your life in the long run (chances are 5 years from now you won't even remember his name). Be who you are - it's college, embrace it!