Today, at a bus stop my friend told me that he loved me. I, reacting on impulse, told him how long I've wanted to hear him say that, and kissed him. Then I realised the look on his face. Turns out he'd said 'I need new shoes' not 'I love you.' FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was on the phone with my best guy friend, who I have loved for years. I was talking about school and all of a sudden he said, "I love you." I flipped out saying, "Oh my god, oh my god. I love you too!" He responded with, "What?" He was talking to his mom, who was walking out the door. FML
Today, I told my best friend of 10 years that somewhere along the way I fell in love with him and I think we should be together. His response? "I appreciate the sentiment." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he loves me. Instead of saying it back, I had a panic attack. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me. I asked why, and he said, "Because sometimes you look good, and you buy me stuff." FML
Today, I told the guy I've liked since we were children that I'm madly in love with him. He replied with, "Aw, I love you too, as a sister." I was speechless. He patted me on the back and said, "Better luck next time." FML
Today, my boyfriend of over a year finally told me he loved me. This revelation was quickly followed by "at least, I think this is how people feel when they say that." FML
Today, while at the supermarket, a complete stranger ran up to me, got down on his knee and confessed his love for me. He was obviously mentally unstable, so I gently declined. He started crying very loudly in front of everyone. I still don't have a clue who he was. FML
Today, I was texting my boyfriend about yesterday, where he told me how much he loved me, and he wishes we lived closer. I asked him if he really meant it. Turns out he was drunk, and had no idea what he was talking about. FML
Today, I told my crush of two years that I love him. He responded with an, "Aww, I'm sorry." and a pity hug. FML
Today, I finally had the guts to tell my best friend that I like him more than just as a friend. I was about to tell him when he excitedly told me that he met the love of his life yesterday. FML
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Conkers 0
Buy him new shoes, then he'll love you too?
n3rdzgotskillz 29
How on Earth did you manage to get those mixed up? o_O
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Comments (183)
jessxoxo28 5
wow, that sucks girl :( idk how u heard i love u, but still it must be pretty awkward between u guys. i hope it works out
himynameisadam 0
YDI for taking out your hearing aid, if you don't have one, get one. NOW!
g00nie 0
oops.. That kind of sucks. Poor you
Redrosesandrain 0
some of the guys would say "I love juice"... the first time I heard it, the guy just mouthed it because we were in class... luckily I realized what he had really said before I made an idiot of myself.
riplikethat 0
Women + New Shoes = Love
Vaetrus 0
haha. You convinced me!
WOW_idc123 0
did u ever think that maybe he mumbled the words? and its hard to hear what a person says when they mumble so thats maybe why OP thought he said something else. he also could of said it really fast and low. lol u never know...i just saying
boricuabeauty4 0
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA... that sucks!!
purplegiraffes 0
lmfao how many people do you think are sitting at their computer saying I need new shoes a bunch of different ways to see how it sounds haha
J_blu3 0
hahaha # 89 i know i was
ActionManly 11
I need new shoes.
RubixMonkey 0
So I had a similiar situation. Some guy went: f*ck you, you f*cking c*mswaping a*sf*cking s*hit lickin c*ockknocker, suck a f*cking d*ck out of my f*cking f*ggotcream filled f*cking f*ckhole, ill f*ck yer g*ddamn a*s back to the f*ckin past and f*ck yer scissorfightin looseasagoose aidsbag of a retard b*tch mother up her f*cking rotbox of a s*itshoot with a f*cking lepars severed f*cking stump that way yer g*ddamn f*ckin abortion that lived a*s will never f*ckin be.. so f*ck you, you f*ckin f*cker.. I thought it meant I love you too. I understand. LOL