Today, at a bus stop my friend told me that he loved me. I, reacting on impulse, told him how long I've wanted to hear him say that, and kissed him. Then I realised the look on his face. Turns out he'd said 'I need new shoes' not 'I love you.' FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was on the phone with my best guy friend, who I have loved for years. I was talking about school and all of a sudden he said, "I love you." I flipped out saying, "Oh my god, oh my god. I love you too!" He responded with, "What?" He was talking to his mom, who was walking out the door. FML
Today, I told my best friend of 10 years that somewhere along the way I fell in love with him and I think we should be together. His response? "I appreciate the sentiment." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he loves me. Instead of saying it back, I had a panic attack. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me. I asked why, and he said, "Because sometimes you look good, and you buy me stuff." FML
Today, I told the guy I've liked since we were children that I'm madly in love with him. He replied with, "Aw, I love you too, as a sister." I was speechless. He patted me on the back and said, "Better luck next time." FML
Today, my boyfriend of over a year finally told me he loved me. This revelation was quickly followed by "at least, I think this is how people feel when they say that." FML
Today, while at the supermarket, a complete stranger ran up to me, got down on his knee and confessed his love for me. He was obviously mentally unstable, so I gently declined. He started crying very loudly in front of everyone. I still don't have a clue who he was. FML
Today, I was texting my boyfriend about yesterday, where he told me how much he loved me, and he wishes we lived closer. I asked him if he really meant it. Turns out he was drunk, and had no idea what he was talking about. FML
Today, I told my crush of two years that I love him. He responded with an, "Aww, I'm sorry." and a pity hug. FML
Today, I finally had the guts to tell my best friend that I like him more than just as a friend. I was about to tell him when he excitedly told me that he met the love of his life yesterday. FML
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Conkers 0
Buy him new shoes, then he'll love you too?
n3rdzgotskillz 29
How on Earth did you manage to get those mixed up? o_O
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My_averageFML 0
I agree with #146
the_envious 0
..All I can say is I hope he realizes that he should just love you and not make you feel dumb.
seminoles82 0
Damn, and broads say men don't listen to them...Or something like that.
dfinch01 0
That's about the sweetest thing I've ever heard. I wish that was how I met my gf. He should have just run with it. That's so awesome.
Lifes_overated 0
Hey guys, well to be honest I spent about 20 minutes infront of the mirror saying 'i love you... I need shoes... I love you' and i still have absolutly no freaking clue how I made the mistake!!! He's a sweet guy and we laughed it off. Then he asked me out the other day BINGO :) i suppose my FML isnt so FML-ish after all. And im not desperate... I've liked him for ages!!!!!
Lifes_overated 0
Not quite awesome for me, i mean we are going out now but he tells the story to everyone!!!!!!
Nabexis 9
Hey OP. I made art of this a while back, submitted it here, but it was (apparently) rejected by the FML team. I still have it on my DA, if you want to see it. ^_^ http://rathdrgnknight.deviantart.com/art/FML-156859746
Lifes_overated 0
That's amazing!!!!!!! Wow, I can't believe you made that out of my embarrassing love story ... Thank youuuu, i just printed it, so now there is a comic strip out in the world wide web of our first kiss
OP_here 0
wow there a looot of victorian fml's here. I'm glad at least one turned out well =D
th_fml 0
YOU ROCK!!! Takes courage to do that man.. HE'S A FOOL
this_is_too_much 0
How in the world does "I need new shoes" sound like "I love you". That's just weird to me
baybe143 0
Aww =( sorry
ThatOddNieghbor 0
awww . . . I am so sorry that that happened to you. Hope you patch that up with him!