Today, at a bus stop my friend told me that he loved me. I, reacting on impulse, told him how long I've wanted to hear him say that, and kissed him. Then I realised the look on his face. Turns out he'd said 'I need new shoes' not 'I love you.' FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was on the phone with my best guy friend, who I have loved for years. I was talking about school and all of a sudden he said, "I love you." I flipped out saying, "Oh my god, oh my god. I love you too!" He responded with, "What?" He was talking to his mom, who was walking out the door. FML
Today, I told my best friend of 10 years that somewhere along the way I fell in love with him and I think we should be together. His response? "I appreciate the sentiment." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he loves me. Instead of saying it back, I had a panic attack. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me. I asked why, and he said, "Because sometimes you look good, and you buy me stuff." FML
Today, I told the guy I've liked since we were children that I'm madly in love with him. He replied with, "Aw, I love you too, as a sister." I was speechless. He patted me on the back and said, "Better luck next time." FML
Today, my boyfriend of over a year finally told me he loved me. This revelation was quickly followed by "at least, I think this is how people feel when they say that." FML
Today, while at the supermarket, a complete stranger ran up to me, got down on his knee and confessed his love for me. He was obviously mentally unstable, so I gently declined. He started crying very loudly in front of everyone. I still don't have a clue who he was. FML
Today, I was texting my boyfriend about yesterday, where he told me how much he loved me, and he wishes we lived closer. I asked him if he really meant it. Turns out he was drunk, and had no idea what he was talking about. FML
Today, I told my crush of two years that I love him. He responded with an, "Aww, I'm sorry." and a pity hug. FML
Today, I finally had the guts to tell my best friend that I like him more than just as a friend. I was about to tell him when he excitedly told me that he met the love of his life yesterday. FML
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Conkers 0
Buy him new shoes, then he'll love you too?
n3rdzgotskillz 29
How on Earth did you manage to get those mixed up? o_O
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_Naomi_ 0
They don't even sound similar...
blastvortex 4
Agreed. They don't even sound remotely similar. I recommend listening to that "little voice" a little less often. >.
randomness73 0
wow that sucks. i'd react the same way if my friend said he loved me.. cept i'd hope he would actually be saying i love you.
RubixMonkey 0
You tell the Shoe Boy that he ******* loves you and you have a ******* cage in your room to prove it. Grab him by the junk and say, Dude I'm horny and we are going to go to my house and pretend you said I love you. I am really good at pretend. We might even pretend I am going to let you go after this, snookie bear. And that my friend will get you a boyfriend. LOL
gingermo 0
wow epic fail much? YDI
aaaaa12345_fml 0
do you have down syndrome?
garrson 0
I still don't get it how you mistook that.......but that was really embarassing
giganticbrain 0
Are you ******* Van Gough? How in God's name could you mistake such a phrase!?
RubixMonkey 0
one ear down, next my dignity
matoge 0
Congratulations! Youre new shoes for him!