Today, as I was walking home late at night, some asshole threw a lit cigarette butt out of their balcony. It fell between my glasses and my eye and left a burn mark on my cheek. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was standing on the patio when one of my upstairs neighbors threw a cigarette butt over the balcony. It landed on my head and burned some of my hair. FML
Today, while sitting at a red light with my window down, the asshat next to me flicked his still-lit cigarette away. It landed in my car and wedged between me and my seat. It burned a hole in my shirt and my seat, and burned my back and hair. FML
Today, I got punched in the face after a stranger asked for a light, didn't realize it was a butane lighter and burnt the tip of his nose lighting his cigarette. Now my nose looks worse than his. FML
Today, I finally found a reason to quit smoking. I threw my cigarette butt out the window and it blew back in, went down the back of my pants, and burnt my butt in 3 different places. FML
Today, I accidentally dropped my cigarette down my shirt. There are now two unsightly, painful burns right in the center of my chest. FML
Today, I was smoking a cigarette in my backyard while my parents were out, because I'm not allowed to smoke. While smoking, my parents came home unexpectedly. In a rush, I flicked it over the fence, and it landed in my neighbor's hair. It was still lit. FML
Today, I lit a cigarette in the opposite direction of the wind. My hair blew into it, and caught on fire. FML
Today, I was cleaning my room and set my burnt out light bulb on my computer chair without any second thought. Later, I sat on the chair, the light bulb shattered and I got a huge gash on my butt. FML
Today, I lit a used tissue on fire in my room. Eventually, the fire became kinda of large (it was a big tissue) and when I blew it out, it fell on the carpet. Now I have a burn stain on it. FML
Today, I was on my back porch having a cigarette. Not being all that awake yet, I threw the butt, still smoldering, on the ground. Did I remember that there was an ashtray right next to me? No. I did what I would do at work; I stamped it out. Barefoot. FML
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mandacakes 0
most smokers are so rude. so tired of them throwing their butts out windows and not using the ash trays that are built into their cars or spending the dollar to buy one at the dollar store. its like the whole world is their ash tray. so rude. i just want to go to where they live and throw my junk all over their homes and see if that is ok.
growingupnextmon 3
That sucks, FYL but it was better on your cheek then in your eyes, that would have been much more painful.
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ladiesman14 0
nasty smokers have no respect for the places they throw their butts. those butts have a half life of 892 years.
Domata 0
Yea shon shmokin a shtoge u got a shtoge shon yeaaaaa
Domata 0
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kimbowee 0
Seriously? You people must live in ******* Stepford, because everywhere I go, smokers are disrespectful. My campus recently banned smoking after you exit the parking lot, but kids still do it and I need to breathe that crap EVERY DAY. Oh, and WHY did they feel the need to ban it all of a sudden? Because there was a minimum of 25 feet required for smokers to respect from the side of buildings because of the vents that drag their smoke into classrooms, but they didn't care and leaned against the sides of the buildings. So, perhaps you're older or something and your consideration for the welfare of others is fully developed, but 16-25 year olds make up just as much of the population as your age group, and they're mostly rebellious little assholes who think they can do whatever they want because it only affects them. I get that you make that decision for yourself, but it's completely unacceptable for the poor decisions of certain individuals to NEGATIVELY affect others' lives. And, in regard to any rebuttal you may have, nonsmokers movement to end smoking, would only positively affect you, so don't even bother saying I'm being hypocritical.
BottleCap 3
It's not that you can choose not to stand near someone who smokes. No matter where you go, people are smoking. When you get off a train you have to walk through a smoke-cloud because you smokers "have to" light a cigarette as soon as you get out. It's us none-smokers who are suffering because it's not our choice.
paxa_fml 0
well, im sure he didnt mean it, therefore u must take vengeance, throw all the cigarrette butts u can, to his balcony, lets see how he likes it.
RedBaron 0
"OMG I hate the smell of McDonalds. it's bad for you so why would you eat it? Since I don't like it, no one should be allowed eat it. let's take away people's right to choose what they want to their own body cause I think it's gross" that's the same argument anti-smokers make. sounds pretty selfish to me
portable_chicken 0
hey redbaron, guess what? do OTHER people get effected from people eating maccas near them? NOPE. do OTHER people get effected from people smoking near them? YEP. your arguement is a fail.
epiclol 0
LMAO, right between the eyes.
victorioustunnel 0
OOOWWHHAT ARE THE CHANCES?!?!!??!
1vdog 0
I'm about 2 years too late, but this is the best novel I've ever read. Plus the 2 long comments! Comment like this are why I'm up so late (ok it's mostly my fault, but I'm an FML user, I have the right to blame everyone else dammit!)