Today, as I was walking home late at night, some asshole threw a lit cigarette butt out of their balcony. It fell between my glasses and my eye and left a burn mark on my cheek. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was standing on the patio when one of my upstairs neighbors threw a cigarette butt over the balcony. It landed on my head and burned some of my hair. FML
Today, while sitting at a red light with my window down, the asshat next to me flicked his still-lit cigarette away. It landed in my car and wedged between me and my seat. It burned a hole in my shirt and my seat, and burned my back and hair. FML
Today, I got punched in the face after a stranger asked for a light, didn't realize it was a butane lighter and burnt the tip of his nose lighting his cigarette. Now my nose looks worse than his. FML
Today, I finally found a reason to quit smoking. I threw my cigarette butt out the window and it blew back in, went down the back of my pants, and burnt my butt in 3 different places. FML
Today, I accidentally dropped my cigarette down my shirt. There are now two unsightly, painful burns right in the center of my chest. FML
Today, I was smoking a cigarette in my backyard while my parents were out, because I'm not allowed to smoke. While smoking, my parents came home unexpectedly. In a rush, I flicked it over the fence, and it landed in my neighbor's hair. It was still lit. FML
Today, I lit a cigarette in the opposite direction of the wind. My hair blew into it, and caught on fire. FML
Today, I was cleaning my room and set my burnt out light bulb on my computer chair without any second thought. Later, I sat on the chair, the light bulb shattered and I got a huge gash on my butt. FML
Today, I lit a used tissue on fire in my room. Eventually, the fire became kinda of large (it was a big tissue) and when I blew it out, it fell on the carpet. Now I have a burn stain on it. FML
Today, I was on my back porch having a cigarette. Not being all that awake yet, I threw the butt, still smoldering, on the ground. Did I remember that there was an ashtray right next to me? No. I did what I would do at work; I stamped it out. Barefoot. FML
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mandacakes 0
most smokers are so rude. so tired of them throwing their butts out windows and not using the ash trays that are built into their cars or spending the dollar to buy one at the dollar store. its like the whole world is their ash tray. so rude. i just want to go to where they live and throw my junk all over their homes and see if that is ok.
growingupnextmon 3
That sucks, FYL but it was better on your cheek then in your eyes, that would have been much more painful.
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Comments (84)
misspeg 0
smoking is so cool. I'm even cooler than most smokers because I have really bad asthma lol come on people let's chill here
Ultimate_Cynic 0
That guy was a jackass. If I have to toss a butt somewhere (there aren't ashtrays everywhere, y'know), I make damn sure it goes somewhere where it won't catch on anything. Oh, and for all you anti-smoking crusaders, I have a word of advice. You're entitled to your opinions and most of us will respect that, but just be careful if you ever try to impose those opinions on others. You might catch the wrong smoker on the wrong day and get a cigarette put out in your eye or something.
Plumppotato 3
i once had someone throw part of an eraser at me and it went right between my glasses and eye and hit me on the side of my nose.
jonny2x4 0
Thanks for taking the time to post this on FML . Now get yourself to an emergency room STAT!
Tarak_fml 7
Yur lucky it didn't burn yur eye. Right?
GreenHacker 0
This is a perfect opportunity for you to kick some ass. Enjoy it.
anniemarie 0
I really don't think the cigarette would fall perfectly inbetween your glasses, fake
JennaD 0
Gah, tahts disgraceful. Whoever did that was a pig.
AnnoyingFlamingo 0
Next time they are up there, fire a flare gun. That will spark some interesting reactions. Picture it with me. Some douche bag smoking, and jacking off when a flare suddenly rams knee high up his asshole. Followed by a few strong words, he falls and hits his head on a nail. Unfortunatly this isn't GTA IV so shit like that doesn't happen.
Sage1314 4
I call fake! A falling cigarette wouldn't leave a burn mark, it would graze you as it fell, and feel no worse than a bee sting or similar. To leave a burn you really have to twist it in
DiTHL 0
wtf no i barely grazed my mums cigarette and it burnt me bad. maybe u should test that theory first.