Today, as I was using my mom's computer, a spider crawled onto the screen. So as per my usual reaction to seeing a spider, I smashed it as fast as I could. I missed the spider, but now I have to buy my mom a new monitor. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a spider crawled across my glasses' lens. My first reaction was to smack myself in the face. FML
Today, I saw a spider crawling across a poster in my bedroom, so I smacked the spot below it to scare the spider into climbing back up the wall. Instead, because the poster wasn't completely flat to the wall, I catapulted the spider straight into my face. FML
Today, I saw a spider in my room. I got a piece of paper to try and put it outside. As I reached, it jumped out of nowhere and landed on my face. My reaction was to smack where the spider was - my face. I fell on the floor disoriented. The spider got away. FML
Today, I was washing my hands in the bathroom when I looked up and saw a spider on my cheek. Panicking, I slapped myself in the face as hard as I could to kill it. Turns out the spider was on the mirror. FML
Today, I saw what I thought was a spider. Wanting to kill it as quickly as possible, I smacked my hand against the wall with force. It was a nail. FML
Today, I saw a spider in my kitchen. Freaked, but trying to be humane, I held out a piece of paper so it would climb on, and I would then put it outside. However, it jumped out of nowhere and landed on my face. My reaction was to whack at where the spider was - my face. I stumbled around, disoriented; the spider got away. FML
Today, as I was watching a DVD, I noticed a spider crawling on my crotch area. So, I panicked and smashed the spider, smashing my nuts in the process. FML
Today, I was laying on the couch, reading, when I noticed a spindly leg poking round the corner of my book. Upon realising it was a spider, I calmly and rationally threw my book across the room, breaking the TV. FML
Today, I found a big spider on my wall. I have arachnophobia, and I was trying to kill it with my shoe. I pulled back and hit myself in the face, causing me to fall backwards. The spider is still alive somewhere in my house. FML
Today, my mum vented her anger on me by shattering my mouse on the floor, taking my keyboard and nearly ripping out my monitor. At least a spare mouse and the on screen keyboard are better than nothing. This hurts. FML
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Lolzords 11
At least the spider was ok.
redbluegreen 41
It wanted on the interwebz, obvs. (;
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Comments (79)
NissanDriver 0
I suppose a quick smash to a fragile monitor is a better pesticide than tissues and a sweeping motion.
iSushix3 0
who smashes a spider hard enough to break a monitor???
cassie0383 0
I say fake. you have to hit a monitor pretty ******* hard to actually break it. fake fake fake
Crash2108 0
This is why women shouldn't be allowed to use computers.
aq2004 0
YDI for being a dumbass.
kikibunny 0
ur an idiot
megamormonman 7
I guess that's why they call it the world wide web. HAHA! Bad Pun.
hassenpfeffermmm 0
lol
hassenpfeffermmm 0
Ydi for having no respect for life. This wouldn't have happened if you had taken a moment to think about your sacrifice. Identify with the spider, consider the pros and cons of his death, then make the decision to kill him.
gan4sula 2
don't kill spiders
fozzie1 0
Ha ha dumbfuck