Today, as I was using my mom's computer, a spider crawled onto the screen. So as per my usual reaction to seeing a spider, I smashed it as fast as I could. I missed the spider, but now I have to buy my mom a new monitor. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a spider crawled across my glasses' lens. My first reaction was to smack myself in the face. FML
Today, I saw a spider crawling across a poster in my bedroom, so I smacked the spot below it to scare the spider into climbing back up the wall. Instead, because the poster wasn't completely flat to the wall, I catapulted the spider straight into my face. FML
Today, I saw a spider in my room. I got a piece of paper to try and put it outside. As I reached, it jumped out of nowhere and landed on my face. My reaction was to smack where the spider was - my face. I fell on the floor disoriented. The spider got away. FML
Today, I was washing my hands in the bathroom when I looked up and saw a spider on my cheek. Panicking, I slapped myself in the face as hard as I could to kill it. Turns out the spider was on the mirror. FML
Today, I saw what I thought was a spider. Wanting to kill it as quickly as possible, I smacked my hand against the wall with force. It was a nail. FML
Today, I saw a spider in my kitchen. Freaked, but trying to be humane, I held out a piece of paper so it would climb on, and I would then put it outside. However, it jumped out of nowhere and landed on my face. My reaction was to whack at where the spider was - my face. I stumbled around, disoriented; the spider got away. FML
Today, as I was watching a DVD, I noticed a spider crawling on my crotch area. So, I panicked and smashed the spider, smashing my nuts in the process. FML
Today, I was laying on the couch, reading, when I noticed a spindly leg poking round the corner of my book. Upon realising it was a spider, I calmly and rationally threw my book across the room, breaking the TV. FML
Today, I found a big spider on my wall. I have arachnophobia, and I was trying to kill it with my shoe. I pulled back and hit myself in the face, causing me to fall backwards. The spider is still alive somewhere in my house. FML
Today, my mum vented her anger on me by shattering my mouse on the floor, taking my keyboard and nearly ripping out my monitor. At least a spare mouse and the on screen keyboard are better than nothing. This hurts. FML
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Lolzords 11
At least the spider was ok.
redbluegreen 41
It wanted on the interwebz, obvs. (;
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CuriousRomance 0
I really find people who do this really screwed up, I mean the spider isn't even on you, yet you feel the need to spontaneously end its life. They don't have a long life span as it is, then people go kill them when they see them. Be a calm sensible person and let the damn spider go about what it was doing, it's not going to jump on you randomly and shoot venom into your eye or some shit. People never think about how they are snuffing out somethings life. I mean you wouldn't kill a cat or something cuter, but just because something has eight legs you feel the need/right to just kill it on spot. Think about how ****** up that is before you do it again.
Ferufly 0
Dude... it's a SPIDER.
death943 10
Dude.. they are arachnids that run away from humans with only a few species that can hurt humans and only attack as a last resort. Even the black widow can't penetrate skin.
TysonFawlay 0
But that's.... retarded...
LesYeuxDeDario 0
instinct never misses ...
z_vet 0
YDI: killing spiders is a no-no. Not only they are eating flies and mosquitoes who otherwise make much trouble to us humans, but it brings bad luck too.
BLNovelist 0
my god, what the hell did you try to kill it with, a ******* sledge hammer? YDI,
ziqi92 0
dont worry i have a phobia of spiders as well. however, i would have jumped back so far that my head would have hit the bookshelf 6 ft. behind me rather than going after it
jessicaiscool 0
wow.. that's just so freaking stupid, like for me i pretty much freak out when i see spiders and those creatures, but why would u have no self control and be too terrified to the point that you dont realise that you're actually smashing a MONITOR behind this spider? YDI.
prone2failure 0
you missed the spider? grade A spaz.
youthink_fml 0
retard. 1. it's just a spider. 2. you're one of those people that does things without thinking what they're doing. you probably shit your pants too.
DameGreyWulf 1
Uhh... Why would you hit a spider so hard it cracks a screen? Even if you hit it, then you'd have spider guts all over the screen, along with the broken monitor. Idiot...