Miscellaneous: Today, as I was lying in my bed eating my dinner, my roommate...

By youonlyneed2squares - 24/09/2014 04:10

Today, as I was lying in my bed eating my dinner, my roommate said to me, "I don't know how to say this, but we need more towels. The room is flooding." FML

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cacheson 41

Wednesday 11 January 2017 22:44

I think your roommate pretty much said it.

INDYSTRUCTABLE 43

Sunday 26 March 2017 3:46

why do you eat in your bed?! that's so messy and unsettling

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cacheson 41

Wednesday 11 January 2017 22:44

I think your roommate pretty much said it.

INDYSTRUCTABLE 43

Sunday 26 March 2017 3:46

why do you eat in your bed?! that's so messy and unsettling

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