Today, as I was buying carrots, a little red light started flashing and an alarm sounded. Curious, I looked up, only to get sprayed in the face by a sprinkler for the produce section of the store. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while in a pharmacy, I walked over to the shaving cream aisle. I picked up a can to smell it and unknowingly pushed the button, spraying an old guy in front of me. He freaked out and started telling everyone that the ceiling above him was leaking. FML
Today, I accidentally left the store with a bag full of groceries without paying. I realized this halfway to my car when an employee chased me down, thinking I was a thief. Turns out, I had spaced out and walked out during a fire alarm drill. FML
Today, I was in the dressing room of my favorite store. While looking in the mirror at a shirt I really like, the fire alarm went off. In a panic, I ran out of the store like everyone else. The sensor went off on my shirt and I was banned from the store for attempted theft. FML
Today, I was accused of shoplifting, after the alarm started beeping as I walked into the store. FML
Today, I was dragged to the food store with my mom. While we were shopping, the fire alarm went off. My mom pushed the cart at me, nearly knocking me over, and sprinted for the door. FML
Today, I was trying to change the batteries of my automatic room freshener. As I held it to my face to figure out where the batteries went, it started spraying on my face. FML
Today, I was at the self-checkout scanning groceries quickly. I swiped an item so aggressively that it flew out of my hand, hit another customer’s basket, and knocked over a display of onions. I pretended it wasn’t me, but the onions gave me away by rolling directly to my feet. FML
Today, after a 12-hour shift, I went to a grocery store still in scrubs. Someone asked me for medical advice in the cereal aisle. While explaining I couldn’t diagnose them, I knocked over a display of pasta sauce with my cart. It shattered everywhere. FML
Today, I went grocery shopping and tried the self-checkout for the first time. I managed to scan everything except a bag of grapes, which I then dropped, causing them to scatter all over the floor. As I scrambled to pick them up, I slipped on a grape and fell flat on my back. The security footage must have been comedy gold. FML
Today, to protect me from the 'bad people' out there, my mom bought some pepper spray. While trying to test it, I accidentally sprayed myself in the eyes. Now, every person I meet asks me what I've been crying about. FML
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VoodooGypsy 2
I always used to put my face in the mist when I was a kid. Not a big deal.
CallMeHush 1
Oh the HORROR!
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Comments (151)
lickme89 3
Aww wow how is this a fml it's water if ur getting effd up den it wud be an fml .....LAME O_o
__no_one__ 0
FYL. Actually, you've been sprayed with dihydrogen monoxide, a dangerous chemical whose inhalation can lead to death even in small quantities. It's also a major component of acid rain. Despite the many known perils of dihydrogen monoxide, it's frequently used in the food industry, e.g. as a preservative for fresh produce. And dig that - it's even legal to do that. Dihydrogen monoxide has been known to cause severe burns and tissue damage to humans, so if I were you, I'd go see a doctor.
StaciCarol 2
Be glad there wasn't something else coming out of there.
Lisa89 3
Seems it's only in USA where they use those sprinkler things for the produce... since I never heard of it here. And quick bitching OP.. you got watered so you can grow nicely.
imhowie 2
Oh no! Water! This isn't that bad unless it made her melt and die.
squirrels_FTW 3
haha! that's hilarious! but that does suck....
kayluhchaos 0
bahahahahahahahahahahah :)
mvkmat 0
have u never been to a grocery store? FYL for being retarded
zoe_zoe_fml 0
haha I have a mental image of u doing that!!
bugmenotmofo 34
OP is a dip shit EVERY store out there has those spray systems. you'd have to be living under a rock if youve never seen them go off before. retard.