Today, as I was buying carrots, a little red light started flashing and an alarm sounded. Curious, I looked up, only to get sprayed in the face by a sprinkler for the produce section of the store. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while in a pharmacy, I walked over to the shaving cream aisle. I picked up a can to smell it and unknowingly pushed the button, spraying an old guy in front of me. He freaked out and started telling everyone that the ceiling above him was leaking. FML
Today, I accidentally left the store with a bag full of groceries without paying. I realized this halfway to my car when an employee chased me down, thinking I was a thief. Turns out, I had spaced out and walked out during a fire alarm drill. FML
Today, I was in the dressing room of my favorite store. While looking in the mirror at a shirt I really like, the fire alarm went off. In a panic, I ran out of the store like everyone else. The sensor went off on my shirt and I was banned from the store for attempted theft. FML
Today, I was accused of shoplifting, after the alarm started beeping as I walked into the store. FML
Today, I was dragged to the food store with my mom. While we were shopping, the fire alarm went off. My mom pushed the cart at me, nearly knocking me over, and sprinted for the door. FML
Today, I was trying to change the batteries of my automatic room freshener. As I held it to my face to figure out where the batteries went, it started spraying on my face. FML
Today, I was at the self-checkout scanning groceries quickly. I swiped an item so aggressively that it flew out of my hand, hit another customer’s basket, and knocked over a display of onions. I pretended it wasn’t me, but the onions gave me away by rolling directly to my feet. FML
Today, after a 12-hour shift, I went to a grocery store still in scrubs. Someone asked me for medical advice in the cereal aisle. While explaining I couldn’t diagnose them, I knocked over a display of pasta sauce with my cart. It shattered everywhere. FML
Today, I went grocery shopping and tried the self-checkout for the first time. I managed to scan everything except a bag of grapes, which I then dropped, causing them to scatter all over the floor. As I scrambled to pick them up, I slipped on a grape and fell flat on my back. The security footage must have been comedy gold. FML
Today, to protect me from the 'bad people' out there, my mom bought some pepper spray. While trying to test it, I accidentally sprayed myself in the eyes. Now, every person I meet asks me what I've been crying about. FML
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Top comments
VoodooGypsy 2
I always used to put my face in the mist when I was a kid. Not a big deal.
CallMeHush 1
Oh the HORROR!
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Comments (151)
DncrHap 9
isn't that just water? at least it's not, like, veggie mace.
stolencrackers 1
Doubtfully, they buy carrots.
DncrHap 9
i... don't understand your comment in relation to mine.
gszmam 0
Omg it's that one girl who got banned for trolling... What was your old name?
stolencrackers 1
Which person are you referring to?
DncrHap 9
goddamn these comment bugs. disregard my comment. until it decides to show up where it's supposed to be. i guess.
beckybecks20 8
that's hilarious ((x
Mikeymikey 4
Way to go Bugs BUnny ;)
m4craze 0
hahaha sucks for you
ladyluck82 9
Unless you're a witch, you shouldn't worry. How IS this an FML??? Wow...water was sprayed (in mist form) on your face...big deal! I really don't see this life-changing...(???)
DncrHap 9
or life-*******, if you will.
FFML_314 12
Something doesn't have to be life changing in order for it to be irritating. FML isn't just for stories that are outrageously horrible. Sometimes there are little things in life that happen, that anyone would say FML too. I know if I was OP I would say FML too. This story was moderated through for a reason, there not all going to be hilarious.
kfrizzle2 4
Lol sorry to do this Anna, but, they're*
FFML_314 12
Damn! Thank you Kyle lol.
kfrizzle2 4
Lol big bubbles, no troubles.
Primus_fml 0
74, while I agree with you, I also agree with 19. Yes, not all FMLs actually have to completely screw your life, but there should at least be something mildy crappy about it. Getting sprayed in the face is not that bad at all.
sourgirl101 29
It is if you spent a long time blow drying your hair. Mist ruins my hair by frizzing. Just saying.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
126: No, but looking like a complete moron in public is highly embarrassing. Therefore it's an FML.
missbadluk 0
I was gonna say the same thing.
buckfasthero 0
At least there was a warning. Most attractive women I approach in niteclubs don't give me one before they spray me in the face with 'mace'.
MotherGrimm 0
lmao niiice
Generalx3 0
your picture gave me nightmares.
zackk5 0
lmao nice pic. I lol'd and I'm in a library :)
msoinkers 0
that's not so baddd.haha
untoward 0
oh wow you got an extra bath for the day. YDI
xesyeso 0
curiosity killed the cat :) I MODERATED THIS: BTW. i rejected it...
the_flirtt 0
thank you
PeaceeLoveeLol 0
hahhah sucks to be u. fyl.