Today, as I was about to open a door at school, a student opened it and hit me. As I recovered and was about to open it again, someone else opened the door, hitting me again. Everyone laughed. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I tried to jokingly hold the door shut so my friend, who I'd seen walking down the hall to our class, couldn't get in. It was funny, until my new teacher yelled "Open the damn door!" from the other side. FML
Today, I was walking through the main lobby at school and I saw someone waving at me, so I waved back. Turns out she was just cleaning a glass door. I heard laughter behind me. FML
Today, at work, I decided to try and impress this girl walking behind me by holding the door open for her. As she was walking through, I inadvertently pulled the door too hard. It slammed against the wall and ricochet back, hitting her right in the face. FML
Today, I was in a hurry trying to get into my locker, but it stuck. After a few frustrating attempts, I finally managed to get it open. In anger, I threw the door open, but it bounced back and hit me in the head. My natural reflex was to jerk forward, giving myself a black eye from the hook inside. I got in a fight with my locker and lost. FML
Today, while skating to school, I got hit by a car, In front of the school. I went flying and everyone saw. The girl who hit me only said, "Oops, didn't see you." FML
Today, in class my friend played a joke on me by pulling my seat from under me while i was about to sit. I fell and everybody laughed at me. During the next class, I did the same thing to him. He broke his arm. He was the star of the basketball team. Nobody laughed. FML
Today, in between the passing times at school, one of my classmates opened the door to my next class, so I turned to tell him thank you. Apparently, he was opening it for the teacher who was leaving. I collided with her and her very hot cup of coffee. FML
Today, I was walking to class, when a kid came up behind me and smacked me in the face a few times until I fell to the ground. I rolled over and he said, "Oh shit! Wrong person, my bad." FML
Today, at school, I saw the guy I like at his locker. I decided to run up from behind and surprise him. I ended up accidentally slamming his locker on his fingers. FML
Today, ignoring the unspoken rule of not entering the bus when the driver's not inside, I went in while he was taking a break. As I stepped inside, he reached in the window and pressed the "close-door" button. It closed on my hand. Everyone at the bus stop laughed as I yelped in pain. FML
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Top comments
MelTheGreat 23
I totally pictured a montage with "Hit Me With Your Best Shot" playing.
kinky44 28
Third times the charm
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Comments (64)
HortonThelephant 15
I never get hit on at school twice in a row op. Cheer up
Bliss391 7
Maybe Next time just stand by the door and wait for someone to open it for you.
Alycat6363 15
I'm not gonna lie... If I saw that happen to someone it would be pretty damn funny. As long as they're ok though.
Enslaved 38
"It's all fun and games 'til someone gets hurt... THEN IT'S FREAKING HILARIOUS!"
WaywardDaughter 26
It is all fun and games until someone loses an eye....then it is still a game, it's called look for the eye!
vadaaa 11
People act like they've never been hit by a door twice in a row. Wait...
Da_burn 6
You should form a petition requesting a revolving door. But with your luck you would probably get trapped inside of it.....Good luck OP
Enslaved 38
"Move bitch, get out the way Get out the way bitch, get out the way"
Atomic_Mushroom 14
Them doors...always striking when you least expect it!
Capt_Oblivious 10
Repeatedly hurting you is kind of an open door policy I see.
leadawg75 12
Hey, I fall down the bleachers almost everyday, because, lets face it, I'm clumsy. Don't take it so badly. Laugh at yourself, you know, unless you are badly hurt, than you can laugh at yourself later.
spliit_fml 8
You were just having a bad day just be careful next time. I always wait for someone to open the door for me or at least wait a second or two before reaching for the door so I won't get hit.