Today, I was in the check-out line when I noticed the guy behind me kept impatiently sighing. Thinking he was a jerk, I took as long as I could packaging my items. Turns out he left his oxygen tank in the car. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after filling fuel in my car, I drove off. The guy behind me left almost at the time. He was behind me, beeping his horn and flashing his lights. I pulled up alongside him at the lights and rolled down the window to ask him what the fuck his problem was. He promptly proceeded to tell me that my fuel cap was still open. FML
Today, I was that person in the pharmacy that held the line up for 25 minutes. When I got home, I realized I left my prescriptions in the shopping cart in the store's parking lot. FML
Today, I was standing in line at a coffee shop when the guy stood behind me let out a huge fart, then walked away. The rest of the line turned around, thinking that it was me. An old lady started to lecture me about being rude, while the guy who did it laughed behind his mask in the corner of the shop. FML
Today, while standing in line at the store, I thought I could let a small fart slip and blame it on the guy behind me. I did it, then turned to glare at him in disgust, only for him to turn and yell at the crowd, “This bitch farted, not me!” FML
Today, I spent twenty minutes helping an elderly man figure out how to use the self-checkout. When we'd finished, he smiled, thanked me, then walked away… without paying for any of his groceries. The cashier assumed I was with him. FML
Today, I left a coffee shop abruptly to go to my car to let out some really bad and loud gas. My window was partly open because it's broken. A stranger was walking on the sidewalk in front of me. He looked terrified. FML
Today, I was at a gas station and I went to the bathroom. Thinking some was already in the bathroom, I waited for ten minutes while people lined up behind me only to find out that it was empty. FML
Today, I was waiting in line to use the bathroom. I complained to the guy next to me about how long the lady was taking. I kept making jokes about it, but he never seemed to laugh. Finally, the door opened and out came a lady in a wheelchair. The guy next to me was her husband. FML
Today, I was waiting in line for what seemed like forever at the only open lane at the grocery store. The guy in front of me took his sweet time and had multiple cards rejected, before finally pulling out a $100 bill and demanding exact change. He was buying a carton of milk. FML
Today, I stopped at the gas station to fill up my tank and get some snacks. I paid the cashier, then got back into my car, totally forgetting to pump the $50 worth of fuel I'd just prepaid for. Too bad I didn't realize until my car came to a sputtering stop about a mile down the road. FML
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npk88 0
"Today, I was in line minding my own business at the store when some bitch in front of me purposely took a long time to check out. I was having a hard time and gasping for breath the whole time because I didn't have my oxygen tank. FML"
MadPercussion 0
this is what is wrong with people today. everyone just assumes that everyone else is a jerk, when in reality they are the ones who are being complete assholes. like that one person who keyed a BMW that was blocking their driveway because they thought some jerk parked there on purpose, but it turned out it was a present for their graduation. ******* morons these days, have some consideration
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npk88 0
"Today, I was in line minding my own business at the store when some bitch in front of me purposely took a long time to check out. I was having a hard time and gasping for breath the whole time because I didn't have my oxygen tank. FML"
Neall_fml 0
op that sucks and @1 y u post an fml coment
killerviral 0
lololol sucks for u old fart
npk88 0
@ neall.....WOOOSH...that's the sound of the joke in my post going over your head. Please come back and play again.
AngryNinja 1
~sigh~ #1 is saying that the guy who needed oxygen's life is ****** as opposed to the op's life. I think the op is okay with posting the fml. she didn't know he needed oxygen and why the hell didn't he have it anyway? and the man also had a shit go of it for forgeting his O2 and for sighing impatiently. he coulda left and come back.
iplaymw2 0
karma will strike soon young grass hopper
lolpwntdumass 0
lmfao #1. And op, fail.
jacobkearns 0
#2 Your a retard.. he was saying the person sighings point of view..
BoarderBoy15 0
this person is a dick
cdilink 0
Wow
NotFML_FYL 0
I don't think #3 got it either.... funny though, and op is an ass
delaney16 0
ur a jerk
Jbiebs82 0
OP is a bitch
YANKSFAN4EVER 0
F U!!!
jujie001 3
I don't think he was sighing impatiently my guess is that he was simply trying to breathe. my granny does the same thing when she doesn't have her o2 tank
chickletno1 0
how could someone forget their O2 in the car? thats just their problem.
hansbaby 0
he wasnt sighing impatiently, he was just hard for him to breath without his oxygen tank
Black_Letter 19
L2 spell comment when its on the screen while you're typing.
fairies633 8
why do you cate of he's a jerk or not bag your grocciers and get the hell on with your life
hedgehogs 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Please don't feel guilty about this. He should have been direct with you. "Ma'am, I left my oxygen tank in the car. Would you mind..." And he also shouldn't have left the tank in the car. If I had a dicey moment because someone was wearing the wrong kind of perfume and I'd forgotten my asthma inhaler, I would not blame someone else for this, even to myself. If you're dependent on something like a drug, it's no one's responsibility but yours to make sure you have it at all times.
TiNyBuBbLeZ 0
nobody cares what you think
thelinlinx3 10
I'm not sure why you were given thumbs down for this. The guy really shouldn't have left his oxygen tank. He is risking his own life. He shouldn't expect anybody to be responsible for him when he lacks oxygen.
DoomedGemini 38
Op should feel guilty, not because they should've known but because they decided to take an even longer time to spite them. You have no idea why someone may be in a hurry, don't be a bitch and just get on with it. It's not like they were insulting you or insulted you.
hj5 0
he wasn't sighing he was trying to catch his breath.
kukitheaf 0
well obviously XD
trivel64 16
no shit sherlock.
DrafteeSelf 24
Cool story bro
monkeyman5995 0
roflmfao number 1 that's like the funniest comment I've seen in a long time haha o dear I'm about to piss my pants haha roflmao
ZleveL 0
woah don't kill yourself tiger! :|
smhallo 0
not an fml workman comp
MadPercussion 0
this is what is wrong with people today. everyone just assumes that everyone else is a jerk, when in reality they are the ones who are being complete assholes. like that one person who keyed a BMW that was blocking their driveway because they thought some jerk parked there on purpose, but it turned out it was a present for their graduation. ******* morons these days, have some consideration
ciararocks1000 0
You are so ******* right
themattinthehat 6
My mum does this all the time. I have to hold back on telling her to shut her damn mouth about everyone else being a jerk.
Gothic_Angel 0
that was very cruel and Very funny YEA i'm number 12
SettoFail 9
wow good job ass hole. Jk I'd probably still be annoyed even if I knew the reason, though I wouldnt purposely take my time
g02hell 2
**** your life? **** his life. he couldn't breath ya dumb bitch