Today, as I passed by the window that looks out on to my front yard, I saw a man out there so I ran to the kitchen to call the police. The operator asked me to describe the man. It was then that I realized the mysterious man in my yard was the snowman I built yesterday. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I dressed up, went over to my boyfriend and told him he could do anything he wanted. He said nothing and walked outside. I figured he'd come back in shortly, but when I looked out the window a few minutes later, he was building a snowman. FML
Today, as I was going to bed, I spotted a man staring at my window from a neighbor's yard. Ten minutes later, he was still there. I freaked out, started crying, and contemplated calling the cops. My creeper turned out to be the neighbor's wooden lawn ornament. FML
Today, I came home from work and went to open the door. I Iooked through the window and saw a man in my house. Terrified, I called the police. They came, searched the house, and found nothing missing. I went back inside and looked through the window and saw him again. It was my reflection. FML
Today, I got out of bed and immediately went to the window as it was supposed to snow today. I saw a man walking his dog and he waved at me. I waved back enthusiastically and realised I was naked. FML
Today, I woke up to every window in my house packed with snow. It was so bad that I thought I'd been snowed-in, and I started freaking out. It took two hours and multiple phone calls before I found out that my neighbor had taken our prank war too seriously and staged the whole thing. FML
Today, I learned that my neighbor of 9 years has a kid. I learned this after I knocked down his snowman. FML
Today, a stranger called me, saying I look hot in the bra I was wearing. When I hung up, thinking it was a joke, I opened the back door, and saw a man running away from my backyard. FML
Today, as I was walking home, I passed some little girls who threw a bunch of snowballs at me. I dodged every single one, ran away laughing, and gave them the finger. I then ran into a snowman. FML
Today, the men clearing the walkway outside my dorm room with a snowblower didn't realize that my window was open. I looked over from my computer to see snow shooting in, covering my clock, closet, and radio. Now it's melting. FML
Today, I faced my fears. I've always had a weird fear of looking out of windows at night, afraid a face would suddenly appear. When I heard a strange noise outside, I looked out the window. Sure enough, the face of a man suddenly appeared. FML
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Welshite 40
Frosty is always watching.
sweetbliss3 37
overreacting much?
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Comments (113)
False_Stupidity 42
Jack Frost?
RebeccaRFT 18
Why would you call the police for someone in your yard?
gearhead369 20
Seem a little on edge. Have a few beers and chill out!
jericho101 14
Do... Do you wanna build a snowman?
sarah1998 9
This is the best fml that I have read in a long time
The_Avatar 22
Ydi for panicking and not looking
yolololol3 17
Frozen is Real!!
Dean__Winchester 16
LOL! DAY. IS. MADE XD sorry dude, I shouldn't laugh but when I was reading this I was all "I bet they saw their reflection because they just woke up" cause let's be real, everyone's scared themselves on accident. But look at it this way: wicked sculpting skills if you truly thought it was a dude. And here I thought the sculptors were in NY
immaloser95 28
Your English is fine. Your intelligence is a whole other story.
SuperMew 22
While you have the right idea to call when in need... You might want to take some to verify the person means to cause you harm and isn't a snowman.