Today, as I passed by the window that looks out on to my front yard, I saw a man out there so I ran to the kitchen to call the police. The operator asked me to describe the man. It was then that I realized the mysterious man in my yard was the snowman I built yesterday. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I dressed up, went over to my boyfriend and told him he could do anything he wanted. He said nothing and walked outside. I figured he'd come back in shortly, but when I looked out the window a few minutes later, he was building a snowman. FML
Today, as I was going to bed, I spotted a man staring at my window from a neighbor's yard. Ten minutes later, he was still there. I freaked out, started crying, and contemplated calling the cops. My creeper turned out to be the neighbor's wooden lawn ornament. FML
Today, I came home from work and went to open the door. I Iooked through the window and saw a man in my house. Terrified, I called the police. They came, searched the house, and found nothing missing. I went back inside and looked through the window and saw him again. It was my reflection. FML
Today, I got out of bed and immediately went to the window as it was supposed to snow today. I saw a man walking his dog and he waved at me. I waved back enthusiastically and realised I was naked. FML
Today, I woke up to every window in my house packed with snow. It was so bad that I thought I'd been snowed-in, and I started freaking out. It took two hours and multiple phone calls before I found out that my neighbor had taken our prank war too seriously and staged the whole thing. FML
Today, I learned that my neighbor of 9 years has a kid. I learned this after I knocked down his snowman. FML
Today, a stranger called me, saying I look hot in the bra I was wearing. When I hung up, thinking it was a joke, I opened the back door, and saw a man running away from my backyard. FML
Today, as I was walking home, I passed some little girls who threw a bunch of snowballs at me. I dodged every single one, ran away laughing, and gave them the finger. I then ran into a snowman. FML
Today, the men clearing the walkway outside my dorm room with a snowblower didn't realize that my window was open. I looked over from my computer to see snow shooting in, covering my clock, closet, and radio. Now it's melting. FML
Today, I faced my fears. I've always had a weird fear of looking out of windows at night, afraid a face would suddenly appear. When I heard a strange noise outside, I looked out the window. Sure enough, the face of a man suddenly appeared. FML
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Welshite 40
Frosty is always watching.
sweetbliss3 37
overreacting much?
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Comments (113)
1PersonIsMyWorld 22
jazoo.. ignore most of the people of fml. different areas of the world all have their own norms. I know what you mean.
The_Village_Idio 6
I really don't understand why seeing a figure in your yard, be it a person or not, would warrant an immediate call to the cops without further investigation.
Thorzix 23
States, that's why
travellingfun 18
I wish my snowmen looked that good.
fml510605 16
Do you wanna build a snowman?
buckdharma 38
Remember making snowballs and putting them in your freezer? Yeah, he wants um back!
SEABASSr0130 11
Even if it was a person, why would you run to the kitchen just to call the cops?? Jeez grow a pair....
missbrit818 20
Wow. Just wow..
thenewgirl29 20
Once when I was babysitting I mistook the family cat perched on the window sill for a man standing at the window looking in. I nearly hyperventilated before I realized my mistake. Sometimes, the mind plays funny tricks on you.
ohSNAPyall 27
Snow goons are bad news.
sarah2144 14
Were you high?