Today, as I'm pregnant, my mom came over to do some nice things for me, such as clean my kitchen and cook a large pot of my favorite soup. When she left, I took a nap, planning to eat later. I woke up to find my roommates had trashed my kitchen and eaten all my soup. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, getting tired of my usual turkey/tuna salad/chicken sandwiches, I made a pot of soup to take to work for lunch. My girlfriend woke up in the middle of the night to forage for snacks, spilled it all over the floor, and woke me up to clean it. FML
Today, as usual, I got home to find that my roommate had eaten all my groceries and left a mess behind for me to clean. To be fair, this time she did some cleaning - she "energy cleansed" my room with a sage wand, burning a huge hole in my mattress in the process. FML
Today, I walked into my upstairs bathroom to find my mom's new boyfriend eating soup, naked on the toilet. In shock, I stepped back and fell down a flight of stairs, backwards, and hit my head on wall, leaving a dent in it. FML
Today, my mom slaved over a hot stove making a meal for 20 guests. They all cancelled at the last second. We now have leftovers for 20 people. FML
Today, I thought my mother was coming into my room to give me lunch. She gave me cleaning supplies instead. FML
Today, I wanted to do something nice for my mom. So, while she was sleeping, I cleaned the whole house for her and even made her breakfast. A few minutes later, she came downstairs and yelled at me to keep it down because she was trying to sleep. FML
Today, I was sick and laid up in bed, and my boyfriend decided to bring me some soup. Just as he reached the bed, he tripped over his own feet and spilled the soup all over me. FML
Today, I went to my fiancé's house to have dinner with his family for the first time. Trying to be polite at the end of the meal I went to take the plates in to the kitchen. I overestimated how heavy the half-finished soup pot was, and threw soup all over myself and future mother-in-law. FML
Today, surprisingly, my roommate made a nice meal. Within an hour, I started throwing up. When I confronted her, she confessed that she'd used long expired ingredients, including meat, because she didn't want the garbage men to think she's "the type that wastes food." FML
Today, I got sick of my flatmate stealing my food so I decided to sabotage a leftover pizza with laxatives. I came back home later in the evening after a night of heavy drinking. Guess what I had to eat in my drunken stupor. FML
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sandracore 15
i hate roommates
primadonna9396 16
I know right? Sensibly budgeting for a baby is so ridiculous. It's much better to rent a place you can't afford and just raise your kid on welfare and food stamps. It might be in the scummiest most ghetto part of the neighborhood, but at least you have your own place...right?
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Comments (55)
lorienleaflady 0
YDI for living with such terrible people in the first place.
Skallhatha 5
To everybody saying YDI for having roommates while being pregnant: You're all ignorant asshats. Maybe she just found out, and hasn't had time to move out yet. This is an FML any way you look at it - she's obviously feeling the physical stress of pregnancy, so her mother came to help her relax a bit, and her roommates ruined everything. There is no way anybody deserves that kind of treatment. Although I do agree that I think it's time for you to move OP. Roughhousing roommates are definitely not baby-friendly.
Kim15051992 0
What a bunch of selfish bastards.. Kick em out..
olbrocko 0
I bet they shat everywhere too.
KayleighRenee 0
wow stupid roommates. don't they have any respect for the pregnant?! I mean really do they even help you out?
structuredchaoz 4
Sounds like it's time to get rid of the roomates. Having a kid in tow, that's only going to make things harder when they eat up all the food in the house.
lottiebearx 10
Why does she have to be old to be having a child? She could easily be in her 20-30s, or even a few years below.
Sakaragi 0
I've had horrible roomates before. makes me wonder who the hell raised their kids to be horrible inconsiderate assholes.
jewelsfml 0
everyone judging her telling her to grow up...u don't know if she isn't married and her husband gone so friends r staying w her yo help out. she's already knocked up no need to stress her out. if u wanna judge fine,but dont go telling her off when u don't know her story. hang in there girl
LilyZombie 8
Smash their ******* faces into the cabinets screaming "YOU EAT MY SUOP AND DIE AT THE HANDS OF HORMONES!!!!"