Today, an ultrasound tech complimented me on my "exceptionally full bladder." That's probably the best compliment I've received this week. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I received my best compliment of the year so far when an ER doctor commented positively on the clarity of my urine sample. FML
Today, I got my first compliment in over a year. It was from my gynecologist, saying I have a beautiful cervix. FML
Today, I donated blood for the first time, and all the nurses kept complimenting on how good my veins were. That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me in the past 2 months. FML
Today, I had an ultrasound which required me to have a full bladder. I arrived on time, bladder full, only to be stuck in waiting room limbo for 40 mins. I nearly exploded. FML
Today, I went to get an ultrasound of my reproductive system done because I was having some abdominal pain. Everything was fine until the tech suddenly gasped and said, "Oh my God! You have two uteruses! Want me to print off a picture so you can show them off to your friends?" FML
Today, I shadowed an ultrasound technician for my future career. She did an ultrasound on me to show me how to do the job. I found out I was pregnant. FML
Today, my dentist told me I had a good tongue. That's the best compliment I've gotten in months. FML
Today, I had to get an ultrasound, which required me to drink 3 glasses of water beforehand. The doctor said I had too much and told me to go pee out just a little and come back. It took a lot of effort to hold the rest in. The first thing she did when I got back was press on my abdomen. I peed myself. FML
Today, I have to get an ultrasound at the hospital. In order to get a clear picture, I need to have a full bladder. I've been waiting my turn for 2 hours now, desperately needing to pee. There are still multiple patients ahead of me. FML
Today, at my job at a frozen yogurt shop, an elderly woman gladly announced that I'd be seeing a lot of her due to the vaginal infection that she has. Thank you for that, ma'am. FML
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LoverWordsFood 27
Same thing has happened to me too OP. He kept saying what a full bladder I had the entire ******* time. It was annoying and painful since he was pressing down on it since he was performing the ultrasound on my pelvic area.
mds9986 24
An ultrasound tech.
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Comments (41)
thesmeagol 22
Urine for a long month if you keep getting piss poor compliments like that.
devinaww 15
wow
truckers_wife 23
I'm surprised they didn't make you go to the bathroom first. when I had mine done they said it would give my baby room to move during the ultrasound if I had an empty bladder.
lovelockdown23 23
I was told the full bladder made it easier for them to see the baby when I was pregnant. maybe it wasn't an ultrasound for a baby though. I had to get one done for different reasons other than pregnancy and was told I had to drink water and hold my pee. worst experience ever.
clumsy_confused 6
you can get an ultrasound for all sorts of things and for something non pregnancy related a full bladder is preferred and encouraged.
rocker_chick23 27
#17: There are all sorts pf reasons to have an ultrasound, not just pregnancy. When I got checked for ovarian cysts, I had to have a full bladder.
quackImapenguin 16
I got an ultrasound to make sure my IUD was in the right place. So yeah, you can have ultrasounds for anti-baby purposes as well.
blubje 17
Haha I've gotten the same one from my gynaecologist. He then poked at it.
georgiastarlite 10
How does one compliment a full bladder? "Your kidneys are exceptional at filling your bladder with urine?"
WOTAN1488 24
An ultrasound technician basically said the same thing to me once as well lol.
S_Gnu 17
Relax, he was just taking the piss
torig11502 11
my tech did the same thing when i got my 3d ultrasound with my baby boy.
littleking94 14
I don't understand how this is classified as a compliment
IDerive 12
You could have made him uncomfortable by saying, that you had a slight drinking problem so your bladder stays that way.
DizzyDreamer90 15
I don't understand why this got so many negative votes.. clearly you're just trying to cheer OP up.