Today, after working out at the gym, I went to grab my bag, and realized that my phone was missing. Panicking, I reached into my pocket, pulled out my phone, and dialed my mom's number to tell her I'd lost it. It took me until the last ring to realize what I was doing. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I noticed that my mom had left the house without her cell phone. I called her phone to let her know she forgot it. FML
Today, I was running late and couldn't find my purse anywhere. My sleep-deprived brain came up with the brilliant idea of trying to phone it. FML
Today, I was in a hurry to catch a plane. I got halfway to the airport when I realized I'd forgotten my phone. I drove back to the house and searched for it. I finally gave up and returned to the airport, only to find that I was 10 minutes late for my plane. Just then, my pocket vibrated. FML
Today, my dad let me use his phone. Five minutes later, he had my mom call it because he thought he'd lost it. FML
Today, I accidentally left my cell phone at the restaurant. When I realized my mistake, I went back to see if anyone had found it. They said no, so I gave them my number to call if it turned up. I realized later that I'd given them my cell phone number. FML
Today, I had misplaced my cell phone. I decided the best course of action would be to dial the number from my house phone and wait for it to ring to locate it. Somebody answered when I called. It wasn't the wrong number and I had a brief conversation with the man that stole my phone. FML
Today, I spent a few seconds looking for my phone before realizing I'd been holding it the entire time. I laughed, put it down, and went back to what I was doing. Ten minutes later, I started looking for it again. FML
Today, I was walking home, when I realized I didn't have my phone on me. After retracing my steps, I realized that I'd been listening to music from my phone the entire time. FML
Today, I was at the airport waiting for my flight when I realized I had forgotten my passport at home. I panicked, called my mom in a frenzy, only to realize I was holding my passport in my wallet the entire time. It was so embarrassing, and my mom will probably never let me forget it. FML
Today, after frantically searching my house and office and calling every place I'd visited in the last 24 hours, I finally found my phone in my fridge. FML
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Top comments
TheBrochure 22
I guess it's brawn over brains in your case.
Pleonasm 36
We all have our Dumb-Bell moments.
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Comments (67)
hellobobismyname 24
It's ok. Some people may not admit it but it happens to almost everyone. I once thought I lost my iPhone, even though my earphones were connected to them and I was listening to music. Just laugh it off. It's not a big deal :)
sezzle17 11
Ring..ring.. We've got a dumbass over here! Haha nah man, I have done it before too
Lionesse 15
It happens. You sometimes don't think when you are in the moment. Like I freaked out because I couldn't find my school bag once. Turns out I was wearing it. It's all good.
DocBastard 40
Oh shit where are my glasses?? Been there, OP. Many times.
jamesrod885 6
I want to lock myself out of my car walked away, then head this smart idea I'll just open my car and go get it. I looked around and see if anybody else it seem that.
lovelyohhmee 8
Next time in English.
Starko_fml 3
What. The. ****. Does That. Mean?
hazardmuffin 21
Assumed translation: I locked myself out of my car and had the smart idea to just open my car to get my keys. I looked around to see if anyone else saw.
upallnight11 19
Really? I mean REALLY?!
klutz44 28
Yes really
laserlady7 14
I do things like this all the time. :-(
lovelyohhmee 8
That happens to me with my glasses lol
lovelyohhmee 8
It's funny you realized when you were calling and not when looking at the phone while dialing lol
cmc9540 4
I think something like this happens to most people.