Today, after working out at the gym, I went to grab my bag, and realized that my phone was missing. Panicking, I reached into my pocket, pulled out my phone, and dialed my mom's number to tell her I'd lost it. It took me until the last ring to realize what I was doing. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I noticed that my mom had left the house without her cell phone. I called her phone to let her know she forgot it. FML
Today, I was running late and couldn't find my purse anywhere. My sleep-deprived brain came up with the brilliant idea of trying to phone it. FML
Today, I was in a hurry to catch a plane. I got halfway to the airport when I realized I'd forgotten my phone. I drove back to the house and searched for it. I finally gave up and returned to the airport, only to find that I was 10 minutes late for my plane. Just then, my pocket vibrated. FML
Today, my dad let me use his phone. Five minutes later, he had my mom call it because he thought he'd lost it. FML
Today, I accidentally left my cell phone at the restaurant. When I realized my mistake, I went back to see if anyone had found it. They said no, so I gave them my number to call if it turned up. I realized later that I'd given them my cell phone number. FML
Today, I had misplaced my cell phone. I decided the best course of action would be to dial the number from my house phone and wait for it to ring to locate it. Somebody answered when I called. It wasn't the wrong number and I had a brief conversation with the man that stole my phone. FML
Today, I spent a few seconds looking for my phone before realizing I'd been holding it the entire time. I laughed, put it down, and went back to what I was doing. Ten minutes later, I started looking for it again. FML
Today, I was walking home, when I realized I didn't have my phone on me. After retracing my steps, I realized that I'd been listening to music from my phone the entire time. FML
Today, I was at the airport waiting for my flight when I realized I had forgotten my passport at home. I panicked, called my mom in a frenzy, only to realize I was holding my passport in my wallet the entire time. It was so embarrassing, and my mom will probably never let me forget it. FML
Today, after frantically searching my house and office and calling every place I'd visited in the last 24 hours, I finally found my phone in my fridge. FML
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Top comments
TheBrochure 22
I guess it's brawn over brains in your case.
Pleonasm 36
We all have our Dumb-Bell moments.
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Comments (67)
greenie213 23
GUYS! I CAN'T FIND THE FML ICON ON MY PHONE!
Pat77235 8
and I thought I couldn't have any less faith in the overall intelligence of people...
roloroelie 4
i wonder how the conversation went XD
Schiffy 18
"until the last ring" - implying OP's mother didn't pick up before the realization hit.
roxxyfoxxy3 25
Which makes it even more awkward, not knowing what to say when she picks up, after that last ring...
itsTheViper 4
lmfao, how is that even, possible?
DanielleinDC 34
That's what we call a classic case of cerebroflatulence.
ShoyuSauceSoup 26
It happened to me with my keys once. Don't worry, we all have our dumb moments.
rodah 4
you are dumb as a stone
Ponponpon_fml 5
I must be a derp, took me three reads to realise what OP had done.
crazytwinsmom 25
A favorite!
dlas 5
You idiot (-;