Today, I was walking home, when I realized I didn't have my phone on me. After retracing my steps, I realized that I'd been listening to music from my phone the entire time. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I left my headphones on the bus and didn't realize until I got home. I used the tracking app and saw they were moving around the city. I followed the location for half an hour before realizing the signal was coming from my own neighborhood because the headphones had been sitting in my backpack the entire time. FML
Today, I was listening to my music on my phone through my Bluetooth wireless headphones. While listening, I turned my music and the power on my headphones off for a bit. I thought I'd lost them when I got home. They were so loosely fit over my ears that I felt like an idiot when I realized they were still on my head. FML
Today, I was taking a bus ride home, listening to some music. The music stopped and I assumed my iPod's battery had run out. Turns out someone managed to steal it, leaving my earphones in. I didn't feel a thing. FML
Today, I was walking home down a small street while listening to my iPod. I really got into the music, and started to dance really badly, only to realise there was a car following me, trying to get past. FML
Today, I was listening to music on my Bluetooth wireless headphones, when I put them around my neck to do something. Later, I put them back on to continue listening to my music. Even later on, I was looking for them and couldn't find them. I thought I had lost them, but then realized they were still on my head. FML
Today, after working out at the gym, I went to grab my bag, and realized that my phone was missing. Panicking, I reached into my pocket, pulled out my phone, and dialed my mom's number to tell her I'd lost it. It took me until the last ring to realize what I was doing. FML
Today, I spent a few seconds looking for my phone before realizing I'd been holding it the entire time. I laughed, put it down, and went back to what I was doing. Ten minutes later, I started looking for it again. FML
Today, I couldn’t find my phone as I left work, but knew it was on me since CarPlay connected. Later, the music cut out speeding up onto the freeway. I then recalled placing it on the roof as I loaded up the car. FML
Today, I fell asleep listening to my music and tanning at the beach. Not only did I wake up with a sunburn, but my iPhone had been stolen. FML
Today, it wasn't until I heard something fly off the roof of my car and hit the trunk, then asphalt, that I remembered where I left my phone while unlocking the car door. FML
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cazbar 2
Lol I've done that too but I was talking on my phone
SkoomaKi 28
It's the same with hats or sunglasses. You forget they're there and then look like a tit trying to find them. You'd think 4 billion of evolution would have more to show.
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Comments (68)
cazbar 2
Lol I've done that too but I was talking on my phone
ItsaMeLuigi 6
This is a pretty generic FML...
abu4u 26
It's even worse when your busy looking for your phone whilst you're actually in the middle of a call... ON YOUR PHONE!
happyllama12 5
..that's exactly what 1 just said.
annie_nk 23
1 - It's funny being on the other end of the line when that happens.
nado13579 12
I've had a pencil in my hand and then forgotten where I had put it.
SurfSnowSkate7 7
23 that's when you start to help them look and suggest certain places that they might have missed
onlychildFTW 34
How is this possible to do?!?!?
israelnotjacob 20
LMAO! Just the other day I asked my fiancee where my laptop was while we were watching a show right on the laptop. And that's not the first time I've done that either.
SkoomaKi 28
It's the same with hats or sunglasses. You forget they're there and then look like a tit trying to find them. You'd think 4 billion of evolution would have more to show.
SkoomaKi 28
Years*
Pleonasm 36
If only remembering where our phones are gave us an evolutionary advantage. "Look at you, Pleonasm, remembering that your phone is in your hand. That makes me want to reproduce with you so bad!" In my dreams :'(
annie_nk 23
Car keys too. I've been late for work trying to find them when they're in my hand the whole time.
T9FTW 20
2, Thanks for using the correct they're and there!
Lucious306 7
We all do that. But I would figure its pretty obvious with music playing in your ear
brackaman 18
Surprisingly no. It's like people who look for their glasses while they're wearing them. You'd be surprised how long the fact that they can see clearly to look got their glasses takes to penetrate.
XxskyelovexX 13
I do that every once and a while. But it only takes me like a minute to realize I can see clearly and that they were on my face. I feel so stupid when that happens.
rawrriri 8
That's like the whole, talking on the phone and being like "Crap! Where's my phone?!" Then person you're on the phone with is like "Uh..?"
abu4u 26
Happens to the best of us!
FitForFun 11
Yeah I figure if music is just playing in your head you might need to see a doctor.
ShyAnn29 15
It could have been an iPod
TrailblazerSS 5
You guys are idiots read the FML again.
tj5810 21
Say no to drugs. Lol
TourettesGuyFTW 26
Lol!!!!!!!
DKParth13 5
No.
Sandsh8rk 36
Is that the only comment you make on here DK?
DKParth13 5
Naw
Sandsh8rk 36
Derp.
glitterxox 0
Well that was a waste of time! Didn't you hear the music?
KiddNYC1O 22
Yes, the entire time.
Sinamoi 18
13- It's called sensory adaptation. It's the same concept as not feeling a bracelet or hat that's been on you for several hours. When his/her attention shifted back to the music, bam, they noticed the phone.
ka1729 14
brain fart
ka1729 14
one time I was looking for my phone in the dark I was using my phone as a flashlight