Today, after weeks of no sex, my boyfriend finally decided to have sex with me. While we were getting into it I accidentally farted in his face while his mouth was open. No more sex for me. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I finally had sex. The entire time he kept begging me to fart, especially on him. FML
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. When we finished, he mentioned that he made me queef. I didn’t have the heart to tell him I actually farted during sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I tried to have sex, but every time he thrust into me, he farted. Loud, smelly, wet farts. After a minute, I shoved him off and demanded he take a dump. After a full five minutes of loud diarrhea, he came back to bed, his ass stinking of sewage. My pussy dried up so fast… FML
Today, my long-term boyfriend and I went on a romantic getaway. In the hotel we were having great sex, I was so close to… and then he farted. FML
Today, I was having 'goodbye' sex with my boyfriend. Now for the next four months he's going to remember our last time as the one where I farted and couldn't stop laughing. FML
Today, I hung out with my boyfriend for the first time in two weeks. We were cuddling on the couch when he suddenly stands up. I thought he was going to hug me, but then he turned around, pinned my shoulders back so I couldn't move, and farted in my face. FML
Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML
Today, as my husband normally initiates sex and sometimes I want to but always chicken out, I was feeling brave and did so. After he came, he continued working on me and I farted. I embarrassingly apologized and he said it was ok and kept going. I then continued to fart, and I had to stop. FML
Today, I was having hot sex with my boyfriend. Then, I felt a puff of air hit my face and a rancid smell. My dog had farted in my face. FML
Today, I was studying for one of my finals that I had later in the week but decided to take a break and play around with my boyfriend in bed for a couple hours. We decided to 69 for the first time, and everything was going great until out of nowhere, I loudly farted in his face. FML
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Top comments
Dave_Davington 34
Poor guy. He took a chance, and it blew up in his face.
Chazzster 32
OP, my girlfriend did that once to me. She is now my wife. I understood she didn’t do it on purpose and she was so embarrassed. It’s not a great thing to happen, but unless you make a habit of it it should not be a romance killer.
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Comments (19)
Emma Marshall_738558922 12
Like an actual fart? Or a queef? Cuz there's a difference hahaha
Kaden Jones 1
You must be a pretty disgusting person if he gave you a pity lay after a dry spell and you **** it up that bad
Diegoba12 16
I doubt she’s disgusting, it was probably her nerves that it hasn’t happened in a while and she wanted for it to go perfect, I know when I get nervous my belly doesn’t have warnings. Yes it’s a bit nasty but an acceptable mistake sometimes you can’t control it. Any good boyfriend would talk to her about it and understand if it only happens once
BlackAce21 3
I only see one disgusting person here and it isn't the OP.
Edgar Zuniga 6
I wish this happened to me😁
doodlebug33 20
“Take beano BEFORE and there'll be no gas”
LarryGurgich 2
I think I'd find this hilarious if it happened to me
lifehappensbutwhyme 10
Sounds like a deeper problem that should be worked on. Sometimes gross things happen during sex, but in my opinion, it shouldn't cause long dry spells. I've literally gagged and thrown up while giving a BJ to my husband. My husband didn't even bat an eye- just helped me clean up, asked if I was ok, and then we started over again. Once I even had to stop in the middle of sex to take an unexpected bathroom trip and he still wanted to keep having sex afterwords. Can't always control bodily functions and shit happens! Talk to your boyfriend about what's really going on and jump start your sex life again!