Today, after we had sex, my boyfriend told me how my orgasms used to make him think I was having a seizure. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had to call 911 and explain to the operator that my girlfriend orgasmed so hard that she had a seizure and passed out. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, I had my first orgasm. He thought something was wrong, so he stopped. FML
Today, I overheard my boyfriend bragging to his friend about finally giving me an orgasm yesterday, but that he got scared because my orgasm face made me look like "a camel having a stroke." FML
Today, I found out the "sex noises" I heard from next door last night, which I'd angrily yelled at my neighbor for, were actually from him having an uncontrollable seizure. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend has epilepsy. How did I find this out? He started having a seizure after I did a striptease for him. I can’t get my boyfriend aroused now. FML
Today, I learned that my boyfriend has narcolepsy when we were having sex and he passed out on top of me. FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend and it started getting heated. I climbed on top of him and took his shirt off, but I guess my brain had a different idea. I ended up clinging to him for dear life because my brain decided that now was a good time for a seizure. Mood ruined. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when he started shaking really hard. When I asked him what he was doing, he simply said, "I want to be better than your vibrator!" FML
Today, I found out that when I orgasm, my increased heart rate causes me to pass out. I also found out my boyfriend doesn't stop when I'm unconscious. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were laying in bed after having sex. I commented on him still having an erection after having an orgasm. He said it happens whenever he has a strong orgasm. Then he added, "And surprisingly, I was even thinking about you when it happened." FML
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Top comments
BillMurray_fml 12
You must be having good ones.
RageWolf16 31
Well, at least he knows what he's doingz
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Comments (54)
purelymixed 17
You're doing it right
RBW_Slave 9
*he's
flufee2 27
What a Retard
kay131 12
Maybe you'll end up on the show "Sex sent me to the ER"
TheCharmanator 3
At least he realized it wasn't. that would've been an awkward conversation to have
BreakingBadass 4
mine are the same haha mine freaked out too at first, but it's no biggie
azisles02 17
Personally it gets me in the mood even more when I see my fiance have an orgasim like that. I know she loves those types too. Shows you completely get lost in the feeling & just release yourself to it.
maharb01 17
I PREFER to give seizure inducing orgasms. Not sure why this would be a problem for any guy (or girl)
Mf2307 15
it must feel really good too
joe3_fml 15
He dicked you so hard, you made an FML post about it.
r1r1h2 11
I can't with your comment. I'm laughing in my break room with half the employees looking at me like wtf XD
killer0689 20
your comment with that profile pic makes it hell lot funnier.
xxXadza58Xxx 12
He must enjoy the face if he is well.... still there!!
sufrina 15
Well clearly I am jealous I could make a FML out of this. He definitely knows what he's doing! Good for you OP.