Today, after three years with my boyfriend hardly ever going to any social or public event with me due to his social anxiety, I got to witness him improve his flirting skills on every girl available at his house party. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after years of battling my social anxiety issues, I went out clubbing with my friends. A girl started talking to me and we actually hit it off. The next thing I know, I'm on the floor getting wailed on by some bloke for hitting on his girlfriend. She didn't do a thing to stop him. FML
Today, I encouraged my boyfriend to get out of the house more often. So he did. He went out on a date. FML
Today, after months of hardcore flirting with this incredibly attractive guy, he invited me to hang out. At which point he introduced me to his boyfriend. FML
Today, I went to an old boyfriend's birthday party. An annoying friend suggested that we should try dating again. We were both with our new partners, who were standing nearby when she said that. FML
Today, after half a year of flirting back and forth, I went to a fancy party thrown by the guy I really like. He met me at the door and introduced me to everyone as, "The lovely Meghan." I thought I finally had a chance, until he introduced me to his girlfriend of five years. FML
Today, a week after my 10-year anniversary, I realized I've somehow been roped into hosting my husband's crush's birthday party with all their friends. My gift to myself was a $60 bottle of whiskey that won't arrive in time to help me with my debilitating social anxiety. FML
Today, my boyfriend rekindled the romance with his ex, at my 21st birthday party. One of the few reasons I'd invited her was to show that I trusted him, and I no longer felt threatened by their continued friendship. FML
Today, I went to a social event with a very attractive male co-worker. Things were going awesome, we were flirting and really hitting it off. Then his 'wife' called. FML
Today, my fiancé and I had to attend a wedding. Problem is, I suffer from a severe form of social anxiety. Since I was getting too close to a panic attack, he suggested drinking some wine to help me stay calm, and it worked. Up until I got drunk and threw up in the middle of the restaurant. FML
Today, by helping my sweet, caring boyfriend get over his crippling insecurities and develop some confidence, I've turned him into a lying, cheating asshole I can't stand. FML
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Top comments
perdix 31
Looks like a disease that you shouldn't have cured.
Pleonasm 36
He probably uses that as a way in with the ladies: "I have terrible social anxiety.. I-I wish I could stay, you're so charming but-but...it's really horrible, I just can't." "How can I help you with that then? I am enjoying being with you!" "Oh, well, there is one thing..." 3:D
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Comments (55)
Zen_Mei 17
It must be the alcohol doing the talking
ardencred 7
He meant social promiscuity! Damn spell check. Sorry your bf is a male ho
twinkiefeets 17
Guess his meds kicked in
wvcheesehead1 9
Social anxiety is often trumped by being in a situation of control, such as in your own home.
jedawi 13
Hey! From Switzerland! I love Geneva! Versoix! Montrouex! Lausanne! And Montana! Such a lovely country. Sorry about your bf, although now you can drag him to all your social events :)
Joe9024 20
Well wasn't it obvious he's more comfortable at home??
Lilo4life 26
Sounds like a keeper.
akiahara 14
Legit as the free candy van.
xmaximusx 12
If he doesn't want to be out in public with ya its time to move on
DisCreation 14
Sounds like he doesn't have social anxiety, he's just lazy and won't take you out like a good bf should. Move on...