Today, after thirteen years of engagement, my fiancé and I split. As is, with the day, we changed our Facebook relationships to make it official. I logged back on tonight to find his mother, the woman I've spent the last year looking after and having a good time, "liking" the break up. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years broke up with me. Ten minutes after, he called me asking how to change his relationship status on Facebook. FML
Today, my fiancée broke up with me over text message while I was away for work. She later posted photos of her and her new boyfriend on Facebook, while still wearing my engagement ring. FML
Today, my husband who asked for a divorce four days ago announced his engagement on Facebook. His new woman's profile picture is my engagement ring. FML
Today, I logged on Facebook and saw my friend who'd been engaged, then broke the engagement, then got back together announce their new wedding date: three days before my wedding. She also sent me a message asking if I'd move my date. We've been planning our wedding for two years. She got engaged six months ago. FML
Today, I logged on to Facebook to find that my boyfriend's relationship status had changed to being in a relationship with his ex. I asked him about it, and all he said was, "I guess I forgot to break up with you." FML
Today, I woke up without my fiancé in bed next to me, but I assumed he'd gone to work early. I went on Facebook to find that he had posted a break-up post to himself from my account and set my status to single. I then found a note with "Sorry" written on it stuck to the kitchen counter. FML
Today, I had the displeasure of watching my boyfriend’s Facebook go from “In a relationship” with me to “Single”, then switched to a big “In a relationship with” the girl he told me was “just a friend” post, after ending our 5-year relationship over text message. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend announced he was engaged. We broke up last night. FML
Today, after dating my girlfriend for about a month, she changed her Facebook status to taken. When I saw the update, I immediately clicked "Like." Then I looked up and saw I wasn't the person she had put herself in a relationship with. FML
Today, I checked my facebook, and my wife of 5 years was listed as single. I then write on her wall that it is ok to announce to be married. She writes back saying that we have to talk and to come to the kitchen. My wife divorced me over facebook. FML
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52fremont 0
WTF thirteen year engagement?!
Standupboi 0
why the **** were u engaged for 13 years???
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Comments (161)
xxEternalRain 13
You lost me at facebook. You have to change your status on facebook to be official? Wow
caitiebug1119 15
THIRTEEN YEARS????!!!! Did the mother say "Dump her!...I did my waiting! Thirteen years! In agony!" So many jokes I could make with this. Siriusly.
nandybear 19
Who waits 13 years to get married??
lalablabla100 6
Most people just like everything on their feed. Don't worry about it.
doglover100 29
Why 13 years? Engagements should be two or three years max unless you are a broke collage student. Still 13 years is a long time.
roachan 4
Iunno about the sctual engement and situatiok with his mother but YDI because you obviously collerate the 'like' button to liking the actual thing said status is about. Often I simply like things to acknowledge them. Seriously, I would'vr taken this with a grain of salt.
cwl727 33
Isn't breaking up official when you two decide to break up and not when you post it on Facebook?
chuksnwali 34
13 ******* years. Jeez
fantasyworld 39
13 years is a really long time to be engaged.
speakfreely 21
13 year engagement? That's a marriage within itself