Today, after spending time with my daughter and painting her nails she gives me a hug and says, "Mommy I love you, but I love daddy much better!" FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my daughter ran up to a librarian working in the kids section and screamed "MOMMY!" and hugged her. She looked at her and said "I'm not your mommy." My daughters reply: "I know. But you're better than mommy" FML
Today, my daughter told me that she liked her "other daddy" better. I don't know who's she talking about, but my wife is doing a good job telling her to be quiet. FML
Today, as I was picking up my 7 year-old daughter at my ex-husband's house, my daughter started crying saying that she wanted to stay with Daddy forever. I asked why. She said her stepmom was a better mommy. Apparently, the woman who broke up my marriage is now a better "Mommy." FML
Today, I explained to my 5 year old daughter that her older sister from my husband's first marriage lives with her mommy, and my daughter lives with us. She exclaimed, "It's not fair! I want two mommies like she has! Can we swap, I like her mommy better than you anyway!" FML
Today, I realized my mom tells our dogs she loves them more than she says it to me. FML
Today, as I was taking my three year-old daughter home from daycare, she asked where her daddy was. I tried to tell her that I was her father, but she answered, "No, not you! My other daddy!" I've got some talking to do tonight. FML
Today, I have been teaching my 5 year-old step-daughter how to read and write. She came bounding up to me with a piece of paper and said, "look what I did". It was a letter that said "My dad misses my real mommy, not you". FML
Today, I told my mom I loved her a lot. Her reply? "Thanks." FML
Today, I'm starting to realize my wife's baby loves me more than my wife. FML
Today, my daughter asked me to hug her and tell her I love her, like I "always used to", because she “misses it.” She’s 25 years-old and acts like a little baby. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
hannahtaskey 9
Kids say stuff like that all the time. it doesn't mean you're not a better parent. :)
BeatlesObsessed 12
Daddy's little girl. :)
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (96)
mackop 0
i bet she tells her dad that too, just so she can get stuff parental competition is the best :)
paras0mnia 3
you're giving the child too much credit, she couldn't possibly be that intelligent
KatrinaKitten 16
Couldn't possibly? Do you live underneath a rock, or are you incredibly oblivious to the sheer number of bright children in the world as well as proclaimed prodigies?
DKjazz 20
Kids can be wily little buggers. I know I was.
HahaYDI 0
Could be worse, she could have said that she hates you.
Mekeritrig 15
Kids and their brutal honesty.
Shayton 12
at least she loves you.
taylorbaylor56 0
my dad is wayy better :D
biasedshooter 24
I'm suprised no grammar Nazis have complained about the better/more mistake in here
awhitetiger 0
maybe because the girl actually said "better"?
je_suis_fml 11
Is this your passive way of being a grammar Nazi?
IndigoFuckYou 9
Of course not, he didn't use a period.
KatrinaKitten 16
He also failed to spell "surprised" correctly. That's spelling though, so he fails at being a Spelling Nazi as well. :D
leemurcat 5
I'm sure that we'll comment on it when she is no longer a child. Until then, it's cute.
JerBear1997 0
daddy's lil girl :3 so cute!
satansdaughter90 0
Kids say that to see how you react. they like to the arguing and you upset so you'll spend more time with them
clumsylittleme 11
haha. that really sucks. but kinda cute.
perdix 31
Tell her, "Oh, well, he's not your real dad anyways," wink and leave.