Today, after spending time with my daughter and painting her nails she gives me a hug and says, "Mommy I love you, but I love daddy much better!" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my daughter ran up to a librarian working in the kids section and screamed "MOMMY!" and hugged her. She looked at her and said "I'm not your mommy." My daughters reply: "I know. But you're better than mommy" FML
Today, my daughter told me that she liked her "other daddy" better. I don't know who's she talking about, but my wife is doing a good job telling her to be quiet. FML
Today, as I was picking up my 7 year-old daughter at my ex-husband's house, my daughter started crying saying that she wanted to stay with Daddy forever. I asked why. She said her stepmom was a better mommy. Apparently, the woman who broke up my marriage is now a better "Mommy." FML
Today, I explained to my 5 year old daughter that her older sister from my husband's first marriage lives with her mommy, and my daughter lives with us. She exclaimed, "It's not fair! I want two mommies like she has! Can we swap, I like her mommy better than you anyway!" FML
Today, I realized my mom tells our dogs she loves them more than she says it to me. FML
Today, as I was taking my three year-old daughter home from daycare, she asked where her daddy was. I tried to tell her that I was her father, but she answered, "No, not you! My other daddy!" I've got some talking to do tonight. FML
Today, I have been teaching my 5 year-old step-daughter how to read and write. She came bounding up to me with a piece of paper and said, "look what I did". It was a letter that said "My dad misses my real mommy, not you". FML
Today, I told my mom I loved her a lot. Her reply? "Thanks." FML
Today, I'm starting to realize my wife's baby loves me more than my wife. FML
Today, my daughter asked me to hug her and tell her I love her, like I "always used to", because she “misses it.” She’s 25 years-old and acts like a little baby. FML
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hannahtaskey 9
Kids say stuff like that all the time. it doesn't mean you're not a better parent. :)
BeatlesObsessed 12
Daddy's little girl. :)
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fallenangel72 7
Bitch. I'm never having kids.
unicornpower56 7
My names Taylor... Lol
jc95sd 3
Much... Much better...X)
Topgun20 3
At least she was honest...
247pacient 11
This is normal, read Freud's books. Children have certain periods in their life, one of which is girls adoring their fathers and boys their mother. It is perfectly natural and it will eventually pass.
hegchog12 18
#196 Are you sure you should be advising someone to take Sigmund Freud's words as gospel? As I renember a good part of his teachings were that children wanted to have sex with their parents. If so then this FML has taken a darker turn than expected.