Today, after spending a day in the ER and a day in hospital, I was recovering from emergency surgery. My boyfriend left to eat and didn't come back. He texted me 4 hours later that he was drinking with his friends and that he loved his "brown eyed girl". My eyes aren't brown. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to the hospital emergency room to visit my boyfriend who had badly sliced his leg open. It ended with me being admitted with a possible head trauma, after hitting my head on the wall and floor as I collapsed at the sight of his wound. FML
Today, I was recovering from an operation. After I felt better, I checked my phone. There were 35 missed calls and angry text messages from my boyfriend asking why I wasn't at his house to cook his dinner. FML
Today, I found out that while I was in the ICU for having had a life-threatening seizure, my boyfriend was out partying with other girls. His excuse was that he needed to find a new girl if I died. FML
Today, I finally got to come home after hours spent in a locked down ER after a car accident. My injuries were non life-threatening, but pretty damn painful. I asked my sister to pick up my pain meds from the pharmacy for me. She got drunk and "lost them", AKA gave them to her dirtbag boyfriend. FML
Today, I had leg surgery. While I was recovering in the hospital, my boyfriend dumped me. I then had to ride home, a 2-hour drive, listening to my mother and aunt tell me he was the best thing to happen to me, and that I'll never find a better man. Then the morphine wore off. FML
Today, I went to the hospital due to extreme sickness. My boyfriend saw this as an opportune time to take another girl out since I was "otherwise preoccupied." FML
Today, my boyfriend of six years is in the hospital after having a stroke. While being transferred to another hospital, I came to our home to get his phone to call his family, but instead was treated to text messages and voicemails from his other girlfriends. At least 4 of them so far. FML
Today, I went to the emergency room with my boyfriend, only to sit there for 3 hours waiting for him to be seen, then having an argument with him about how impatient I am because they never called his name. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend has been cheating on me for months. It all started while I was in the hospital, he says, because we were supposed to go out that day, but then I "had to go and get sick." He blames my emergency surgery for his infidelity. FML
Today, I went to a concert with my new boyfriend. I had a panic attack halfway through and an ambulance picked me up. My boyfriend met my parents for the first time drunk, in the emergency room. FML
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Soninuva 41
Even if he weren't apparently cheating, that's rather inconsiderate of him to be out partying when you're recovering from being in the ER
starlandmarie 22
Maybe they were listening to that Van Morrison song while drinking...
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Kanin_fml 7
Ok, so nobody may support how I see this, but at least hear me out. Though the boyfriend may have gone out to get a bite to eat and not said he was going to be gone for hours, it doesn't mean he's a bad guy. Its possible he went to go get the food, which was also at a bar, and as hes snacking away the anxiety of his girl being in a sickbed, some of his friends show up. Now he's having a good time clearing his head over the health of his woman, and he has forgotten to notify her probably assuming she's asleep or something since that is a common thing for people to do after surgery. After his mind is cleared he checks the time to find he's been out 3 hours longer than he meant and heads back. Now, I am sure as heck not taking the boyfriends side, I am saying he should have been more responsible. But it may not entirely be in conscious thought.
DashPlays 18
I would think the emergency surgery may have put him under a lot of stress. He's was probably worried and needed to let off some steam. Feel better OP
zezili 18
Are you black? Cause that song was originally about a "brown skin girl" but the producers made him change it cause brown eyes would sell more :/
Chumanuma 8
Hot diggity damn, i was FYL #11000 oh boy i feel lucky. ;D
PrimalSeptimus 2
Do you remember when you used to sing: "Sha-la-la la-la-la-la la-la-lala-dida"?
F_OFF_D 4
Something smells fishy. What an inconsiderate bastard!
thatsjustgreat1 16
If he is out drinking, it is presumably night-time which would be past visiting hours. Therefore, he isn't a mondo-douche bag for going out. On the other hand he might be cheating but we won't ever know.
JamJamz 6
I hope you mean ex-boyfriend..
manuwish 9
would you be angry at him if he wasn't your boyfriend?
pancakessdsjsn 17
**** that guy, OP. Or don't. Dump him