Today, after spending a day in the ER and a day in hospital, I was recovering from emergency surgery. My boyfriend left to eat and didn't come back. He texted me 4 hours later that he was drinking with his friends and that he loved his "brown eyed girl". My eyes aren't brown. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to the hospital emergency room to visit my boyfriend who had badly sliced his leg open. It ended with me being admitted with a possible head trauma, after hitting my head on the wall and floor as I collapsed at the sight of his wound. FML
Today, I was recovering from an operation. After I felt better, I checked my phone. There were 35 missed calls and angry text messages from my boyfriend asking why I wasn't at his house to cook his dinner. FML
Today, I found out that while I was in the ICU for having had a life-threatening seizure, my boyfriend was out partying with other girls. His excuse was that he needed to find a new girl if I died. FML
Today, I finally got to come home after hours spent in a locked down ER after a car accident. My injuries were non life-threatening, but pretty damn painful. I asked my sister to pick up my pain meds from the pharmacy for me. She got drunk and "lost them", AKA gave them to her dirtbag boyfriend. FML
Today, I had leg surgery. While I was recovering in the hospital, my boyfriend dumped me. I then had to ride home, a 2-hour drive, listening to my mother and aunt tell me he was the best thing to happen to me, and that I'll never find a better man. Then the morphine wore off. FML
Today, I went to the hospital due to extreme sickness. My boyfriend saw this as an opportune time to take another girl out since I was "otherwise preoccupied." FML
Today, my boyfriend of six years is in the hospital after having a stroke. While being transferred to another hospital, I came to our home to get his phone to call his family, but instead was treated to text messages and voicemails from his other girlfriends. At least 4 of them so far. FML
Today, I went to the emergency room with my boyfriend, only to sit there for 3 hours waiting for him to be seen, then having an argument with him about how impatient I am because they never called his name. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend has been cheating on me for months. It all started while I was in the hospital, he says, because we were supposed to go out that day, but then I "had to go and get sick." He blames my emergency surgery for his infidelity. FML
Today, I went to a concert with my new boyfriend. I had a panic attack halfway through and an ambulance picked me up. My boyfriend met my parents for the first time drunk, in the emergency room. FML
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Soninuva 41
Even if he weren't apparently cheating, that's rather inconsiderate of him to be out partying when you're recovering from being in the ER
starlandmarie 22
Maybe they were listening to that Van Morrison song while drinking...
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baby4mommy 27
Well since you don't have brown eyes he's obviously referring to himself. I don't know what color his eyes used to be but obviously he's so full of crap now they're brown.
josiemorehouse 12
When I had both of my kids, I was in the hospital for 3 days each. My now ex-husband, the father, spent a total of 2 hours at the hospital for each birth. He then spent the rest of my hospital stay with his friends getting drunk. With my 2nd child, he showed up to bring me home from the hospital. Then he dropped me off at home, with a 4 year old and a newborn, just after my c-section, and was gone 2 days, off drinking and getting high with friends. Yeah, I kicked his ass out and called my lawyer. If he'd rather hang out with his friends than be at your hospital bedside, dump him. And just because he doesn't know your eye color doesn't necessarily mean he's cheating, possibly he's just unobservant and drunk. Yet another reason to get rid of his ass. Get well soon, OP. And find a better guy! You deserve better!
breeznby 5
Drop him like a hot potato
FlowerVacuum 14
I don't think he's referring to your eyes, op.
jamieblue6 16
Probably the liqueur speaking lol
NYGiants1925 22
I assume he was just listening to the song... But that's really ******* wrong. Wtf is wrong with him?
chacercam12 9
song reference lol or he's to drunk to remember
UnicornsForKurt 7
Everyone's got one brown eye. *winks*
ice723 5
maybe he wasnt referring to your eye color
yahtzeesouls 12
Yeah no. Unless he's unlike any person I've ever met, he's not going to comment on the colour of your eyes when texting you that he's out drinking.