Today, after some filing mistakes, and a lot of waiting on hold, I'm finally registered for Spring classes. I was ready to enjoy this term, until I found out that my ex, who was forced into therapy after he threatened to kill me, is in half of my classes. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, we were practicing figure drawing in art class. Our regular model didn't show up, so our teacher pulled someone out of study hall. And who did she pick? My ex-boyfriend, who stalked me after our breakup, which resulted in a nervous breakdown that put me in therapy. It was a long class. FML
Today, after attending lectures for months, studying for weeks, and spending hours writing a 15-page research paper, I was informed that due to technological issues during registration, I was not enrolled in the class. FML
Today, my psycho ex showed up at my doorstep to beg me to take her back, so I pulled my gun on her. I just found out she's pressing charges. FML
Today, in order to avoid seeing my ex-girlfriend in class, I changed my schedule for "personal reasons." Apparently she had the same idea and changed her schedule as well. We now have all the same classes together. Before, we had just two. FML
Today, after months of saying I wanted to kill myself, someone finally reported me. I can't go back to school until I see a therapist who has to approve my going back to school. FML
Today, I went to my first class of the semester. After an hour of intense note writing, I realized I was in the wrong class. FML
Today, my psycho ex got into my wedding ceremony and attacked my wife. FML
Today, I found out that my controlling, verbally abusive ex-boyfriend from nearly four years ago is still obsessed with me. Apparently, he's told everyone back home that he and I are getting married as soon as I finish college. We haven't spoken in over two years. FML
Today, my boyfriend of almost two years and I broke up. Earlier, we scheduled our classes for senior year to match perfectly. Can't wait. FML
Today, I attended my college roommate's wedding. We were best friends for 4 years, but have only talked occasionally since graduation. I was looking forward to meeting her new husband, having heard so much about him during our conversations. Turns out she forgot to mention he's my ex. FML
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Top comments
kinderteach 0
change your schedule. i am sure your add/drop hasn't ended. good luck
sweetGApeach420 0
why didnt you get a restraining order? then you wouldnt have to worry about situations like this.
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Comments (85)
RX_Paul 0
if someone tries to kill you; you kill them right back.
MrRawwr84 0
well what if the ex manages to do the job? u cant kill a bitch from the grave...
tehgreenwyrd 0
if the ex kills her first, then nothing to worry about? win/win
FuggyLuggy 0
Get him first before he gets you.
perdix 31
If he's only in half your classes, it looks like you have a 50:50 chance of surviving the term. Think positive!
ByteCarter97 0
that's what I was thinking. I've seen a ton of FML's that read. "my stalker is in all of my classes"
MrRawwr84 0
DAMN YOU PHSYCO KILLER BiTCHES !!!
talktomandybaby 8
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahHhHahahahahahahHahahahahhHahahahahaha
SirEBC 7
Have fun dying.
Dibman 3
#18 You are sick dude and seriously you are not funny. I would love to see your face when a crazy person fixates on you and decides your death is the only way ahead.
Dibman 3
I agree with everyone who says that restraining orders are the way ahead and #11 your right too, if he was forced into therapy coz of this then it won't be that difficult to have him removed from your classes. So dont panic and just let the school do what they can to help and if that fails get the restraining order. #11 Its not a YDI as in stressful situations such as this these things can easily be forgotten.
ACSjr 0
well if u can't drop any classes just be friendly and make a lot new friends in does classes
DocBastard 40
Ok, but what classes is Doe taking?
zivlaks 0
Doe is a chemistry teacher :D
xStarKillerx 4
Ray, a drop of golden sun. >_>
purple_sarah88 0
I agree, get a restraining order. He is the offender, he should have to adjust his life to stay away from you not the other way around. Stay strong.
purple_sarah88 0
@22: Be friendly to the guy who threatened to kill her?! Seriously?! It's not unfriendly to try and protect herself! What is wrong with you?
DougK76 11
no, be friendly to everyone else in the class, so they are surrounded by a "safety net".
robbrown56 0
This should be brought to the attention of authorities. You are in great peril.