Today, after some filing mistakes, and a lot of waiting on hold, I'm finally registered for Spring classes. I was ready to enjoy this term, until I found out that my ex, who was forced into therapy after he threatened to kill me, is in half of my classes. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, we were practicing figure drawing in art class. Our regular model didn't show up, so our teacher pulled someone out of study hall. And who did she pick? My ex-boyfriend, who stalked me after our breakup, which resulted in a nervous breakdown that put me in therapy. It was a long class. FML
Today, after attending lectures for months, studying for weeks, and spending hours writing a 15-page research paper, I was informed that due to technological issues during registration, I was not enrolled in the class. FML
Today, my psycho ex showed up at my doorstep to beg me to take her back, so I pulled my gun on her. I just found out she's pressing charges. FML
Today, in order to avoid seeing my ex-girlfriend in class, I changed my schedule for "personal reasons." Apparently she had the same idea and changed her schedule as well. We now have all the same classes together. Before, we had just two. FML
Today, after months of saying I wanted to kill myself, someone finally reported me. I can't go back to school until I see a therapist who has to approve my going back to school. FML
Today, I went to my first class of the semester. After an hour of intense note writing, I realized I was in the wrong class. FML
Today, my psycho ex got into my wedding ceremony and attacked my wife. FML
Today, I found out that my controlling, verbally abusive ex-boyfriend from nearly four years ago is still obsessed with me. Apparently, he's told everyone back home that he and I are getting married as soon as I finish college. We haven't spoken in over two years. FML
Today, my boyfriend of almost two years and I broke up. Earlier, we scheduled our classes for senior year to match perfectly. Can't wait. FML
Today, I attended my college roommate's wedding. We were best friends for 4 years, but have only talked occasionally since graduation. I was looking forward to meeting her new husband, having heard so much about him during our conversations. Turns out she forgot to mention he's my ex. FML
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Top comments
kinderteach 0
change your schedule. i am sure your add/drop hasn't ended. good luck
sweetGApeach420 0
why didnt you get a restraining order? then you wouldnt have to worry about situations like this.
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Comments (85)
gr3ymask 0
ur screwed
DakotaCat 4
You better pray that Mr Groundhog don't see no shadow!
mdkid97 0
ballz to you
thelastavailable 13
You just wanted to write "ballz" didn't you?
Lamented_Sin 0
rwj I'm guessing?
talktomandybaby 8
what does rwj mean?(;
stewpididiot 11
time to hop on over to Walmart and buy a large caliber semi- automatic handgun & some bullets....
GodofCarnage 10
Stalker?
mel0432 0
my ex is a professor at the university where I want to go to grad school. if I want to go back for my MA, I HAVE to take his class.
mintcar 10
It's not easy to switch around your schedule, especially if you're signing up this late. You're lucky to even have gotten the classes that you did. I dont know what to tell you. Unless you have some sort of restraining order against him, he's allowed to be there. Let's just hope your classes are in very large lecture halls.
kweenbitch 0
I like your new profile pic! BTW, I always enjoy reading your comments. They are well written without sounding condescending like some self proclaimed professionals who frequent this site. :D
mintcar 10
Oh, thank you. :D
cookie_wookie 0
hope the therapy worked
SeedlessMe 13
Hah! Eff that- get a restraining order and make that prick change His classes!
TOL_fml 6
This will be interesting...tell us how the classes go. That's IF you make it out alive;)