Today, after sleeping with a guy I met at a party, I woke up to find him peeing in the corner of my room on my roommate's carpet. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I woke up to a strange wetness covering my body. My drunk roommate's urine. FML
Today, after a night of drinking, I awoke in the early hours of the morning to a sight of my roommate playing with my penis. FML
Today, I woke up to find that I'd left my clothes in my roommate's bedroom. After returning from a night of heavy drinking, I apparently got up to use the bathroom and used her room as a toilet. I don't remember this, but pee stains don't lie. FML
Today, after taking a guy home and getting frisky, he woke up in the middle of the night, got out of bed, and peed on my desk. That's 2 years of uni work and my laptop soaked through. FML
Today, I woke up in my roommate's bed. Apparently, the previous night I sleep-walked into her room, layed on her bed, and fell asleep. In the middle of her and her boyfriend having sex. He's now going around saying he slept with both of us. FML
Today, I woke up with a used condom on my face. Turns out my roommate had sex with his girlfriend during the night and instead of getting up and throwing it away, he decided to throw it across the room. FML
Today, I woke up to hear my boyfriend drunkenly crashing around in the living room, after peeing in an ashtray because he thought it was a urinal. FML
Today, I woke up after a night out partying only to find I'd wet the bed. I was so ashamed that I rolled my girlfriend into it to avoid taking the blame. FML
Today, I came home to find out my roommate had sex in my bed, because he didn't want his date to know he has a smaller bed. FML
Today, my roommate came home after a night of heavy drinking and started urinating on my bed. When I confronted him, he just slurred, "Sorry, thought it was my bed." FML
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iheartjustinsane 0
YDI for sleeping with some guy you just met.
youdontdeserveit_fml 0
shamwow?
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Comments (56)
SadinSherman 16
Good luck explaining that to your roommate.
ydi_4_suking 20
Wait I'm confused. The floor carpet. Or the carpet on the roommate
mandi625 0
Well, sorry to put it like this? But YDI for being such a freakin' **** :/
neongurl98 10
that's why u don't sleep with some douche bag u met at a party!
momo1414 0
I do the same thing it's called me pee-pee corner!!
Leadamp 7
you deserve it for sleeping with some guy you don't know.
MrJojobinks 6
What a *****. YDI
brendonuriepatd 8
Well it was you roommates carpet so it doesn't matter
loginword123 0
Well who hasn't had that happen to them?
Ninjasaurus18 9
Maybe you shouldn't have slept with a random guy. Stupid ******:)