Today, after pouring my heart out to my girlfriend of four years through a speech that took me three weeks to write, and then proposing, she responded, "Eh, why not." FML
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Today, after my girlfriend telling me for years that she would marry me in a heartbeat, I finally proposed. She said no. FML
Today, I finally told my girlfriend of four months that I love her. Her response was, "Uh... thanks?" FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She didn't say no, she didn't faint, and she didn't cry. She just stared at me blankly and said, "But... why...?" FML
Today, I confessed my feelings to the girl I've been in love with for three years. Her response was to well up, start crying, and ask me why I had to have chosen her. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of four years. Her response? First, she threw up all over me, then she started crying hysterically. I'll take that as a no. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of 3 years. I got reservations for a romantic dinner, and at the end, fireworks would spell out my proposal. The whole thing had taken weeks to plan out and had cost me a lot of money. She proposed to me at a subway station first. FML
Today, my boyfriend of four years proposed, and I said yes! Not even three hours later, I got a text message asking if we could just be friends instead. He won't tell me what changed, and doesn't feel like he owes me any explanation. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend of 3 years that I wanted to marry him someday. His response was, "Oh, OK, thanks." FML
Today, I proposed to a girl I'd been in love with for 6 years. I filled the balcony of the building where I'd first laid eyes on her with innumerable roses and, under the starlit sky, I did it. She later posted on facebook 'OMG. This geek I knew from high school did the FUNNIEST thing today'. FML
Today, after three years of dating, my boyfriend finally proposed. To my best friend. FML
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Top comments
Cashtangoteam 10
At least it's not no
natashax21 5
Take that as a yes and marry her before she has time to reconsider.
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Comments (230)
mychaeld1 0
What a loser, find a good woman else where.
iceroyalty1984 14
Maybe she loves you but marriage isn't her thing.
eatsleepjb 8
If marriage wasn't her thing then she would've said no...
iceroyalty1984 14
Well, instead she said, eh why not? Lol. Maybe she thinks it'll make him happy.
indistructo 3
it was probably a bit awkward for her she was probably just trying to release some tension
bizarre_ftw 22
Okay, I love that FML, while originally a comedy site and tension reliever, through the comments, tends to turn into an adivice (useable and not so) forum
BigSlingin 0
Chicks these days
xoxPatrina 8
Maybe she's just not that sentimental...
ant2590 6
Over half of marriages fail, I think we know where this is heading
xoxPatrina 8
Well you're not negative or anything...
Hockeyboy4280 18
41 is actually being realistic though about the statistics...
eliza1000 9
Yeah it's sad people get divorced
idoam 8
Just remember, the statistics ate skewed, because it's not half of all people getting married for the first time that get divorced; rather half of all marriages. People who divorce once are more likely to divorce again. Going into your first marriage, you do have a better chance of it being your only marriage.
naddification 7
Not the romantic type, eh.
Peach3 1
The difference between your enthusiasm and hers is astonishing. Do you want a marriage with someone who is not even excited during what should be the most exciting question ever posed?!
TEDavey 0
Hey that's better than getting denied after it all! So cheer up and be happy jack!!
aFreedom127 9
Would you have preferred she take three weeks to prepare her response?
mom2pen 4
Or faint?
bizarre_ftw 22
You mean and