Today, after pouring my heart out to my girlfriend of four years through a speech that took me three weeks to write, and then proposing, she responded, "Eh, why not." FML
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Today, after my girlfriend telling me for years that she would marry me in a heartbeat, I finally proposed. She said no. FML
Today, I finally told my girlfriend of four months that I love her. Her response was, "Uh... thanks?" FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She didn't say no, she didn't faint, and she didn't cry. She just stared at me blankly and said, "But... why...?" FML
Today, I confessed my feelings to the girl I've been in love with for three years. Her response was to well up, start crying, and ask me why I had to have chosen her. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of four years. Her response? First, she threw up all over me, then she started crying hysterically. I'll take that as a no. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of 3 years. I got reservations for a romantic dinner, and at the end, fireworks would spell out my proposal. The whole thing had taken weeks to plan out and had cost me a lot of money. She proposed to me at a subway station first. FML
Today, my boyfriend of four years proposed, and I said yes! Not even three hours later, I got a text message asking if we could just be friends instead. He won't tell me what changed, and doesn't feel like he owes me any explanation. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend of 3 years that I wanted to marry him someday. His response was, "Oh, OK, thanks." FML
Today, I proposed to a girl I'd been in love with for 6 years. I filled the balcony of the building where I'd first laid eyes on her with innumerable roses and, under the starlit sky, I did it. She later posted on facebook 'OMG. This geek I knew from high school did the FUNNIEST thing today'. FML
Today, after three years of dating, my boyfriend finally proposed. To my best friend. FML
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Cashtangoteam 10
At least it's not no
natashax21 5
Take that as a yes and marry her before she has time to reconsider.
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Comments (230)
skeezle 0
If she has room to re consider I would stay away from her
zombiechrist 2
Luke, I hate to break it to you, but in the future you will learn that she is your sister and that your father is a dark overlord bent on turning you to the darkside. Things will be ok Luke. Trust the force and the little green dude with the speech impediment.
mom2pen 4
Thinking this too I was, understand these references will he?
lulu56falcons 0
Suck it bitch no body likes star wars!!
winnn_fml 0
Doesnt really matter as long as you still get laid, i mean legally
xSorry_fml 10
I have been in a situation that was similiar. Don't worry your resentment towards her will grow slowly and powerful until the day you can not stand her anymore.
loserman67 36
Maybe she was overwhelmed by the moment and "Eh, why not" was the best she could muster. It could have been worse, it could have been, "Eh, I don't think so" Maybe the rest of your lives together will go on the same tone: "Honey, how about a ********?" "Eh, why not." "Honey, how about some anal sex?" "Eh, why not." "Honey, can I bring this 19 year old hottie home for a threesome?" "Eh, why not." "Honey, I'm drunk with a raging whiskey dick , can I pump you until I fall asleep?" "Eh, why not." You may have the life all us other married men dream of!
xcdog16 0
Eh, why not!
Daydreemdie 0
It could have been no!!!
yourkindacool18 5
Why don't you respond, "Eh, just kidding."
Ashlyn_nicole11 6
OP, quit being so sensitive. Obviously your fiancé was joking about not being so 'over joyed'. So what? She's funny.
hellojazzii 0
he spent 3 weeks writing a speech to PROPOSE to her.. he kind of has the right to be sensitive.
sjhill 32
Put it this way, she could have said no. But she didn't.
DonovanRiddick 6
At least youre getting married to her. Sorry man..