Today, after pouring my heart out to my girlfriend of four years through a speech that took me three weeks to write, and then proposing, she responded, "Eh, why not." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after my girlfriend telling me for years that she would marry me in a heartbeat, I finally proposed. She said no. FML
Today, I finally told my girlfriend of four months that I love her. Her response was, "Uh... thanks?" FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She didn't say no, she didn't faint, and she didn't cry. She just stared at me blankly and said, "But... why...?" FML
Today, I confessed my feelings to the girl I've been in love with for three years. Her response was to well up, start crying, and ask me why I had to have chosen her. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of four years. Her response? First, she threw up all over me, then she started crying hysterically. I'll take that as a no. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of 3 years. I got reservations for a romantic dinner, and at the end, fireworks would spell out my proposal. The whole thing had taken weeks to plan out and had cost me a lot of money. She proposed to me at a subway station first. FML
Today, my boyfriend of four years proposed, and I said yes! Not even three hours later, I got a text message asking if we could just be friends instead. He won't tell me what changed, and doesn't feel like he owes me any explanation. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend of 3 years that I wanted to marry him someday. His response was, "Oh, OK, thanks." FML
Today, I proposed to a girl I'd been in love with for 6 years. I filled the balcony of the building where I'd first laid eyes on her with innumerable roses and, under the starlit sky, I did it. She later posted on facebook 'OMG. This geek I knew from high school did the FUNNIEST thing today'. FML
Today, after three years of dating, my boyfriend finally proposed. To my best friend. FML
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Top comments
Cashtangoteam 10
At least it's not no
natashax21 5
Take that as a yes and marry her before she has time to reconsider.
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Comments (230)
HogwartsDropout7 0
It's still a yes.
bizarre_ftw 22
^ the parody of just had sex "still had sex" "still a yes" Some please do this and YouTube it
HogwartsDropout7 0
Actually, it's "Doesn't matter, had sex."
Honestly_Lainey 21
Maybe she just has a good sense of humor. So was it her unique way of saying yes? I think so. She's hilarious. Appreciate her. :)
sabrinaFML 0
Thts wat i was thinking
Zaxnu 0
Me too
Feklfekl2222 32
I agree, I like her style.
SuperGirlTaDa 15
Yeah! That's what I thought :) sounds like something I would do :$ I don't really think it's an FML... That's just my opinion :D
bizarre_ftw 22
It's an FML because he took it wrong
crymore007 11
She sounds excited
TomFeltonFan 0
Joyous, indeed.
ragzilla 0
and so do you!
idontknowyou123 0
Meh, congrats I guess...
desireev 18
It'll be okay. It'll be a funny story to tell the kids. :)
iTz_Tune 0
You're really pretty. Sorry, had to say it.
BrownEyes97 1
And OP means original poster.
Namerkp2 8
OP obviously means Oprah's Penis where did you get that wild idea from?
BrownEyes97 1
And how do you know that Oprah has a penis??
zenrael 21
Um her show ofc!
desireev 18
Thanks guys! I need to take that off of my profile. I've been told "original poster" many times. But I've also been told that OP means a lot of different things as well. Like octopus p****, orgy pals, Oprahs' p****, etc.. The things I see on FML.. Lol
bizarre_ftw 22
Aka OctoPussy, a 'nightclub' in Montreal
FarSide 23
@60... cause your momma set her FB status to that last night....
humorizer 14
Eh heh heh... wouldn't you like to know? [creepy smile] WINK WINK NUDGE NUDGE.
mrbasilio 7
Hit that bitch with that line at the wedding Just joking don't
melonrind 8
I like the first half of your comment...then you killed it with "just joking"
warsun 27
Should of been "eh, just joking"
melonrind 8
If she will disrespect you now.....
HogwartsDropout7 0
"Do you promise to love and cherish her through better or worse (blah, blah.)?" "Eh, why not?"
aems416 1
lol that's awesome!
jordantiner 0
So she's funny....
eatsleepjb 8
What makes you think she was joking?
Forever_AloneZ 7
She's obiously a honey badger...she doesnt't give a shit
uridea 14
#30 Best comment ever :P
murdersquirrel 15
She probably got stung by a cobra. Give her 30 minutes.
bobbycorwen 5
Let her sleep off the poison.