Today, after I went to collect my pay for babysitting, the girl's dad pulled the old "Can I pay you in Trident Layers?" bull on me. Hoping to show that I wasn't going to play ball, I told him that watching his gran inhale a cock would be funnier. If scowls could kill... FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after babysitting, the parents actually tried to pay me in Trident Layers Gum. FML
Today, I finally summoned the courage to ask my dad to pay me as he promised, after I cut the lawn and cleaned all the house windows last week. His response was, "Get fucked." FML
Today, the guy whose son I babysat for six hours straight confessed to being broke, then actually asked if he could pay me with sex instead. FML
Today, I babysat a kid who was such a bratty little prick that I actually considered walking out on the job. After his mom finally got home 4 hours later, he called her a slut. When he got in trouble for it, he claimed that I taught him the word. Needless to say, I didn't get paid. FML
Today, my dad offered to pay me $40 to wash his car. Needing money to buy a video game, I agreed, and went out in the freezing weather to do the job. I finished the task, only to be paid in Monopoly money. My dad still hasn't gotten over how "funny" his prank was. FML
Today, as I was walking home from school with my guy friends, my dad pulled up by the sidewalk, offered me a handful of dollar bills and said, "Get in, baby." Only after we drove away and he started laughing did I realize I'll probably never hear the end of this at school. FML
Today, trying to pocket a little extra cash for himself, my dad responded to multiple babysitting ads on Craigslist, accepting them all on my behalf. I despise children with all my heart. FML
Today, I was babysitting a little boy for the first time. He kept using all sorts of profanity toward me the whole evening, so I told his mom when she picked him up. She just grunted and muttered, "Fucking cunt-ass snitch." FML
Today, I babysat the brattiest and most foul-mouthed 8-year-old I've ever met. After I survived three hours of it, his parents finally came home. He claimed I'd invited a boy over and that we did "stuff" on the couch all evening. They believed him. I didn't get paid, to say the least. FML
Today, my boss asked me if he could pay me in gum. Thinking he was playing around, I agreed. He wasn't playing around. FML
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Top comments
kickazz16 15
That was rude.
thebeautybleeds 17
Why would you even say that?
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Comments (369)
FreezeeMonsta 19
What..but why would you..WHO SAYS THINGS LIKE THAT?!
tcxox 0
Wow. You should be ashamed of yourself. I actually think what he said is quite funny. I can't believe someone would actually say something like that.. Omg
lilsack 0
Respectable
liviangels97 0
wow how rude. how is this an FML..its the guy who should be posting about how rude you are.
Demented_Dentist 1
How incredibly insensitive, rude and unprofessional. You had no reason to say that. The man was just joking with you. Even if he wasn't, you could have acted in a civilized manner and said that you needed to be paid for your services. Keep that language for your friends, not for people you work for! You took this whole thing way too personal. What a grouch and a foul-mouth, good luck getting any job with that sour attitude. YDI.
thamade1 0
You dumbasses keep talking about professionalism, he's a god dam baby sitter.
Sonalis 9
Your point? You still have to be respectful and professional when you're doing any kind of work for someone.
McFluffy69 0
You, are a god lol
mileena 7
I lol'd
David199619 8
Asshole
Archb 0
Has no one ever thought that op was a bit irritated after babysitting a little girl? Have ANY of you been a teen/young adult and spent hours with a young child? By the end of it you usually want to make th kid shut up. I commend you op!