Today, after I went to collect my pay for babysitting, the girl's dad pulled the old "Can I pay you in Trident Layers?" bull on me. Hoping to show that I wasn't going to play ball, I told him that watching his gran inhale a cock would be funnier. If scowls could kill... FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after babysitting, the parents actually tried to pay me in Trident Layers Gum. FML
Today, I finally summoned the courage to ask my dad to pay me as he promised, after I cut the lawn and cleaned all the house windows last week. His response was, "Get fucked." FML
Today, the guy whose son I babysat for six hours straight confessed to being broke, then actually asked if he could pay me with sex instead. FML
Today, I babysat a kid who was such a bratty little prick that I actually considered walking out on the job. After his mom finally got home 4 hours later, he called her a slut. When he got in trouble for it, he claimed that I taught him the word. Needless to say, I didn't get paid. FML
Today, my dad offered to pay me $40 to wash his car. Needing money to buy a video game, I agreed, and went out in the freezing weather to do the job. I finished the task, only to be paid in Monopoly money. My dad still hasn't gotten over how "funny" his prank was. FML
Today, as I was walking home from school with my guy friends, my dad pulled up by the sidewalk, offered me a handful of dollar bills and said, "Get in, baby." Only after we drove away and he started laughing did I realize I'll probably never hear the end of this at school. FML
Today, trying to pocket a little extra cash for himself, my dad responded to multiple babysitting ads on Craigslist, accepting them all on my behalf. I despise children with all my heart. FML
Today, I was babysitting a little boy for the first time. He kept using all sorts of profanity toward me the whole evening, so I told his mom when she picked him up. She just grunted and muttered, "Fucking cunt-ass snitch." FML
Today, I babysat the brattiest and most foul-mouthed 8-year-old I've ever met. After I survived three hours of it, his parents finally came home. He claimed I'd invited a boy over and that we did "stuff" on the couch all evening. They believed him. I didn't get paid, to say the least. FML
Today, my boss asked me if he could pay me in gum. Thinking he was playing around, I agreed. He wasn't playing around. FML
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kickazz16 15
That was rude.
thebeautybleeds 17
Why would you even say that?
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Comments (369)
zainrock 2
Firstly I think he was joking, if by any chance he wasn't, then that shit coming out of your mouth must be leaving a bad smell on your breath which is probably why he thought you needed it...oh and lastly, you're lucky you didn't get sent to the emergency room after saying that. I can't think of a guy I've ever met that wouldn't beat your ass into the ground for saying that
tonijulie 20
I don't even understand this FML...
BloodandIce 11
Lol I definitely agree. Way to show him!
Luv_bug45 0
I definitely wouldn't want you looking after my kids!
floon_fml 13
Who says that!? There's something wrong with you....
bamachick95 9
He was just joking. You're a little snot
zyprexa_fml 10
YDI because that was a rude thing to say, especially to your employer. You sound like an asshole.
shadwolf99 2
Who the **** would even think to say that?
X8_SUPERIOR_8X 6
I think you did the right thing, contrary to what the others think. Don't take any shit from a stingy prick. You've got balls.
Higamalia 19
If you say that to me you'd firstly not get paid and ensure you wouldn't get another opportunity with anyone else, but although you entered through the first floor door, you'd probably leave through a second floor window. Dick.