SMCHR
Ireland
Today, after I moved into my college dorm three days ago, my roommate is still convinced that she is a cat. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Norway
Today, my landlord came to my apartment because of complaints from my neighbors, saying that animals are not allowed inside. Turns out my roommate makes cat-noises when she's bored. My landlord still doesn't believe me. FML
lindora
Richmond Hill, Canada
Whoop-di-scoop-di-poop
Today, I counted 3 weeks since my new roommate scooped the poop out of her two cats' litter boxes. Also, she keeps rubbing in my face that she takes such good care of the cats, and I can only pretend to nod in agreement. There’s five more months on the lease. FML
Doggone it
Cats 4 life
Today, I've been living with my new roommate's dogs for three days now. In an ironic twist, the small one is very well-behaved, while the two big ones are disobedient little shits. Every day, I get a thousand more reminders as to why I'm a cat person. I can't do this anymore. FML
roomie487
United Kingdom
Today, I met my new roommate. I also met her stuffed animals, who introduced themselves to me. My roommate makes inanimate objects talk. FML
beeee
Australia
Manchild
Today, I moved in with my boyfriend. Up until now, I thought my cat was the only four year-old I had to deal with. FML
peevedMcGee
Today, my cat pooped on the floor. After cleaning it up, I’m fairly certain it was not my cat but instead my roommate, who I also suspect is pooping in the litter box. FML
emmalou
Rampage
Today, my roommate is rampaging in the house at 1:00 a.m. because her stuff was moved out of the pantry for the new person, after being asked several times to move it herself. Apparently, she didn't see the text message heads-up, because she refuses to use her phone as a source of connection. FML
SeeMeInTheDark
United States
Today, I was doing homework in my room when my roommate started meowing all of a sudden. Not only was he meowing, he started to make loud cat noises that resembled a cat being run over by a car. He's gonna be my roommate for the rest of the year. FML
Flash
Bangalore, India
Anger issues
Today, I found out why my girlfriend has been angry with me ever since I moved in with her. Apparently, she is pissed that I taught her cat how to play fetch and keep treating him like a dog. FML
Anonymous
Irmo, United States
Today, I'm moving. While packing, I realized I hadn't seen my cat in a few hours. I called her and realized she was inside one of the hundreds of boxes in my house. I accidentally packed my cat. FML
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badbe 0
that's kinda cute. pet her
BahahahLOL 0
Well pretend to be a dog and run her the **** outta there.
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rattusrattus 19
At least your not rooming with me - that long with no privacy and you'd be dealing with a homicidal maniac. Better a cat, really.
mack_the_knife 3
Try serving her whiskas for a few days. See who gives up first.
dreamering 16
Throw her from the window. If she survives, throw her again and again. If she survives again after the seventh time, you have to accept the reality.
MuffyStJacques 0
I guess you have to make room for a giant litter box.
iLube 0
Purrfect!
IMveryHUNGRY 3
She's just a pussy
SirfinBurd 0
You gotta be kitten me right meow! That sounds so furrstrating. But then again, nobody can be purrfect, beclaws then there would be no one to laugh at. That may sound mean, but I'm sure that she will always land on her feet, she isn't anybodies scratching post. Anyways, I hope everything turns out okay, and it isn't a cat-astrophe, who knows, maybe someday, she'll end up with a nice fancy car, like a Jaguar.
atomicbaboon 0
just stop.
SirfinBurd 0
Why would I do that? The cat doesn't have my tongue, nosiree. Why do you think I'm able to pick up so many cougars? It's beclaws I'm able to read between the lions.
_Itz_Meena_ 0
haha, I found it funny. :)
DarthScynn 0
I applaud your conviction but groan at your lame puns.
atomicbaboon 0
if you don't stop, the world will end in a cat-astrophic meltdown, and all beclaws of you. If you continue, I will be forced to call the Thundercats.
SirfinBurd 0
Well I honestly can't think of anymore, I would have to look them up, but then I would be a cheetah. So I think I'll just go watch a basketball game, I think the Charlotte Bobcats are playing. If they aren't, I will just watch repeats of Hellcats.
lo1c0w 3
Dude. Stop. Puns are most effective only the first time
denbeste 3
42 continue with the work of Raptorjesus! the other fake retard christian jesus has been ruling for way to long.
sweet_candy_ 17
you should pretend you're a dog :)
alleebee648 3
If she was acting like that on the first day, are you still surprised she's doing it on the third? Yeah its weird but its not that hard to change dorm mates....just go tell someone
SaharNar 0
well if she is so convinced ... feed her some damn cat food :D bwhaha