Today, after I cleaned out the fridge of things that expired months ago, my roommate got angry and insisted upon pulling all the moldy dairy products out of the garbage and putting them back because "they weren't mine and I shouldn't throw out other people's food." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, surprisingly, my roommate made a nice meal. Within an hour, I started throwing up. When I confronted her, she confessed that she'd used long expired ingredients, including meat, because she didn't want the garbage men to think she's "the type that wastes food." FML
Today, my roommate yelled at me yet again for using the dishwasher because it's "unsanitary." This is all while a mountain of her dishes were going mouldy in the sink. FML
Today, I came back to my apartment to see that my roommate had left out bread, deli meat, and cheese on the counter, so I made myself a sandwich. When she came back, she informed me that she found bugs in the fridge and took out all the food she thought would be contaminated. FML
Today, my roommate decided to go vegan and threw all of MY meats, cheeses, chocolates and even beans for some reason in the trash, because he "doesn't need that kind of toxic waste" in his life. FML
Today, I cleaned out the fridge for my mother. I didn't throw out a single thing that was less than a month past its expiration. Instead of thanks, she complained about everything that I threw away being still good, including a tub of butter that had been expired for two years. FML
Today, I came back to my dorm to find my roommate forgot to get rid of her massive amounts of cheese before break. She did, however, remember to unplug the refrigerator. FML
Today, my roommate thought that "sour milk" would taste like sour candy. She left a jug of milk out for two days, then took a huge gulp, vomited everywhere, and dropped the jug. Now the kitchen stinks of rotten dairy. FML
Today, my roommate, who has bipolar disorder and refuses to take his meds, tried to stab me with a kitchen knife because I threw out his moldy cheese. FML
Today, I moved in with my new roommate. She's a vegetarian, and won't let me put my meat in the fridge because it will "contaminate her food". FML
Today, my girlfriend screamed at me for throwing away her food, calling me a sick, controlling psycho. When I pointed out that the seafood pasta I tossed was a week old and almost certainly rotten, she dug the box out of the trash and ate it to prove a point. Now she's got food poisoning and somehow it's my fault. FML
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Top comments
niemann2006 0
either make sure he eats them or blend them all up into a smoothie and don't tell him what it is until he's done drinking it:)
SKYblue_fml 1
maybe your roommate has had a bad experience with this? Nevertheless, sounds a bit crazy...
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Comments (97)
Arancaytar 0
This is a mirror image of what happened to my sister. Her roommate was also cleaning the fridge, and he threw out all of the food she had bought the day before.
Arancaytar 0
(The lesson from both of those tales may be: "We men are idiots and should stay away from the fridge." :P )
theodivine 0
Oh man, bad roommates are the worst. I've had sooooo many of them. I agree with #1, give that **** food poisoning then sit back and enjoy.
sickinlove13 0
What's your point?
boredperson 0
maybe the roommate was doing a project involving mold, just a possibility.
ming88 0
get a new roommate! i cant stand people with zero hygiene or zero common sense
KelleyJayne 0
WTF? well sit back and let them eat it. when they get food poising that's on them right?
zebrapattern 6
I don't think you did the quotations right.
Drummer389000 0
just throw it out anyway.
jc95sd 3
Living with a roommate guidelines... 2 fridges 2 beds 2 tooth brushes. Thank you, thank you.. Ill be here till my phone dies.
ahd94 21
I'd take the stuff right back out and put it in trash can that she wouldn't be able to pull it back out of or find. Your roommate most likely didn't plan on eating that food (although maybe that wouldn't be such a bad idea...) and they were just being difficult for the sake of being difficult. What a ****.