Today, after I cleaned out the fridge of things that expired months ago, my roommate got angry and insisted upon pulling all the moldy dairy products out of the garbage and putting them back because "they weren't mine and I shouldn't throw out other people's food." FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, surprisingly, my roommate made a nice meal. Within an hour, I started throwing up. When I confronted her, she confessed that she'd used long expired ingredients, including meat, because she didn't want the garbage men to think she's "the type that wastes food." FML
Today, my roommate yelled at me yet again for using the dishwasher because it's "unsanitary." This is all while a mountain of her dishes were going mouldy in the sink. FML
Today, I came back to my apartment to see that my roommate had left out bread, deli meat, and cheese on the counter, so I made myself a sandwich. When she came back, she informed me that she found bugs in the fridge and took out all the food she thought would be contaminated. FML
Today, my roommate decided to go vegan and threw all of MY meats, cheeses, chocolates and even beans for some reason in the trash, because he "doesn't need that kind of toxic waste" in his life. FML
Today, I cleaned out the fridge for my mother. I didn't throw out a single thing that was less than a month past its expiration. Instead of thanks, she complained about everything that I threw away being still good, including a tub of butter that had been expired for two years. FML
Today, I came back to my dorm to find my roommate forgot to get rid of her massive amounts of cheese before break. She did, however, remember to unplug the refrigerator. FML
Today, my roommate thought that "sour milk" would taste like sour candy. She left a jug of milk out for two days, then took a huge gulp, vomited everywhere, and dropped the jug. Now the kitchen stinks of rotten dairy. FML
Today, my roommate, who has bipolar disorder and refuses to take his meds, tried to stab me with a kitchen knife because I threw out his moldy cheese. FML
Today, I moved in with my new roommate. She's a vegetarian, and won't let me put my meat in the fridge because it will "contaminate her food". FML
Today, my girlfriend screamed at me for throwing away her food, calling me a sick, controlling psycho. When I pointed out that the seafood pasta I tossed was a week old and almost certainly rotten, she dug the box out of the trash and ate it to prove a point. Now she's got food poisoning and somehow it's my fault. FML
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niemann2006 0
either make sure he eats them or blend them all up into a smoothie and don't tell him what it is until he's done drinking it:)
SKYblue_fml 1
maybe your roommate has had a bad experience with this? Nevertheless, sounds a bit crazy...
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xOpheliacx 0
Here's my advice: Buy yourself a mini-fridge. They've got one at Target. It's almost $200 but it has a freezer too, and if your room mate is that dumb, I think it's a good investment.
saze_fml 0
I agree with what OP did, but just out of courtesy u should ask ppl before throwing their shit out
dizzy87 0
I've had a bad roommate who I would LOVE to feed old expired food to. You are SOOO lucky. hahaha
kissiy6 15
Ew, that's so gross! Now not only has it expired, it's been in the garbage! That's just grosss!! :P
KZN02 18
Maybe the expired food was not intended to be eaten by the owner? Maybe it's used for an experiment or prank?
xxyahqirlmelloxx 0
im srry but ur roomate is rertarted
XRiseToFallAgain 0
That's like a little kid who doesn't want to play with his toys, then a friend comes and uses it and acts like he wanted it in the first place.
fyourlife33 0
wait wait wait.. can someone explain how the op's life is ****** please? im confused..
f_my_effing_life 0
the fact that she had to pull out the moldy dairy products out of the garbage and put it back. adurr.
fyourlife33 0
well actually it sounds like the roomate did the pulling out of the garbage... but either way i dont think this is really classified as the op's life being ****** maybe just, dang i wasted 15 minutes of my life, oh well
sparxva 12
YDI - don't throw away other people's stuff without at least telling them first. FYL - your roommate is a pig. Next time tell your roommate to dispose of their own science projects.
rockstarK9 0
Dude, my roommate is the exact same way, don't feel bad. He's the kind of guy that will leave a leftover unwrapped package of meat in the freezer/fridge. And don't put that shit back, that moldy dairy will stink up the whole fridge and the food inside it, not to mention potentially taint everything, it's just basic food health safety!