Today, after I cleaned out the fridge of things that expired months ago, my roommate got angry and insisted upon pulling all the moldy dairy products out of the garbage and putting them back because "they weren't mine and I shouldn't throw out other people's food." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, surprisingly, my roommate made a nice meal. Within an hour, I started throwing up. When I confronted her, she confessed that she'd used long expired ingredients, including meat, because she didn't want the garbage men to think she's "the type that wastes food." FML
Today, my roommate yelled at me yet again for using the dishwasher because it's "unsanitary." This is all while a mountain of her dishes were going mouldy in the sink. FML
Today, I came back to my apartment to see that my roommate had left out bread, deli meat, and cheese on the counter, so I made myself a sandwich. When she came back, she informed me that she found bugs in the fridge and took out all the food she thought would be contaminated. FML
Today, my roommate decided to go vegan and threw all of MY meats, cheeses, chocolates and even beans for some reason in the trash, because he "doesn't need that kind of toxic waste" in his life. FML
Today, I cleaned out the fridge for my mother. I didn't throw out a single thing that was less than a month past its expiration. Instead of thanks, she complained about everything that I threw away being still good, including a tub of butter that had been expired for two years. FML
Today, I came back to my dorm to find my roommate forgot to get rid of her massive amounts of cheese before break. She did, however, remember to unplug the refrigerator. FML
Today, my roommate thought that "sour milk" would taste like sour candy. She left a jug of milk out for two days, then took a huge gulp, vomited everywhere, and dropped the jug. Now the kitchen stinks of rotten dairy. FML
Today, my roommate, who has bipolar disorder and refuses to take his meds, tried to stab me with a kitchen knife because I threw out his moldy cheese. FML
Today, I moved in with my new roommate. She's a vegetarian, and won't let me put my meat in the fridge because it will "contaminate her food". FML
Today, my girlfriend screamed at me for throwing away her food, calling me a sick, controlling psycho. When I pointed out that the seafood pasta I tossed was a week old and almost certainly rotten, she dug the box out of the trash and ate it to prove a point. Now she's got food poisoning and somehow it's my fault. FML
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Top comments
niemann2006 0
either make sure he eats them or blend them all up into a smoothie and don't tell him what it is until he's done drinking it:)
SKYblue_fml 1
maybe your roommate has had a bad experience with this? Nevertheless, sounds a bit crazy...
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Comments (97)
tyson346 0
Haha 9th
AAAAHHHH12 2
Ahaha, no! :D
ohreally123 0
Throwing out other people's stuff is rude.
bneill 0
it may be rude but its dumb to have everyone smelled ur expired food cause ur too lazy to go through the fridge & throw it out yourself. Imagine if it was you.
midwestjerk 0
It's expired food, shit-for-brains. It's not rude to toss it out, there's no reason to keep it around.
ilovedastone 0
It's actually polite. What is RUDE is when my ex-roommate wrote me a note to throw out moldy coffee (instead of just dumping it out...) while I was in another state for about a week. damn psycho
kaleid0scopeEyes 0
Its ruder to keep moldy, smelly, festering old foods in a shared fridge where it can taint the other persons good food. Nasty.
xxyahqirlmelloxx 0
ur retarted
killjoy188 0
I've had roommates who get mad at me for throwing out their expired food...if no one can recognize what type of food it was originally, it is definitely time to throw it out.
bneill 0
I had that same problem. I was living in a dorm with 7 other girls, who knew girls could be so disgusting. Either they ate each other's food w/out permission or they leave dirty shit around the apartment. Horrible.
ydi_bitch 0
YDI for cleaning the fridge.
Glam_fml 0
I think it is time to start looking for a new roommate.
starburstb 0
Ohhh that's gross...hope you never ate any of his food :)
Luckster 0
Let your roommate get sick then. Not yer problem.
AdamGD 0
HAHAHA! My sister is the same way. When my mom used to get us ice pops, she would take a handful and leave them in the fridge (not the freezer where they belong) so they wouldnt freeze. Then, months later, she still wouldnt have touched them and we would be out except for those so i would freeze and eat them and she would yell and scream at me and i hated her!!
TheLunarEvent 0
Reminds me of my sister only with her clothes. She won't wear something for months, and once I wear it THATS when she wants to wear it XD
Lythiaren 8
Ewwwwww. Time to have a roommate discussion about household duties... How irresponsible is he if he can't throw out his food when it's spoiled? And how stupid/cheap is he if he gets angry at you for tossing stuff that's no longer fit to consume and hasn't been for MONTHS?
hotissue 0
rude, yes. but it's expired so what's the point of keeping it. is your roomate gonna even drink/eat it? what a ding dong.