Today, after having had sex with my girlfriend for the first time the night before, she went to the doctor. He said she's still physically a virgin. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend lost her virginity. I still have mine, though. FML
Today, after making out with my boyfriend for the first time, it took me an hour to convince him he was still a virgin. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. We haven't had sex yet. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she feels pregnant. I didn't believe her, given how recently we had sex for the first time, so I told her to take a test to make sure. She's very sure now. FML
Today, I went all the way for the first time with my girlfriend. After I had finished, she asked me, "What just happened? Was that sex?" I wasn't sure either. FML
Today, I took my girlfriends virginity and had given it my all. When I had finished, sweating and tired, I looked down at her and smiled, obviously pleased with myself. She looked up at me and said, "Wait, was that it?" FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were about to have sex for the first time. We are both virgins. After we kissed and I took down my pants, she screamed and said "That THING is going to break me." We never did it. FML
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Today, my girlfriend and I have been in a relationship for 3 years. She's pregnant. I'm a virgin. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams. I could tell she really enjoyed it, because she muttered, "Well, that was disappointing." afterwards, then got dressed, said she'd made a huge mistake, and asked me not to call her again. Yep, total stud. FML
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Top comments
idontknowyou123 0
y u no big enough
Nosrebor 8
Oh wow... Time to try again ;)
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Comments (423)
lrak 6
Theres a joke I could put in, but not sure if anyone will notice. Sucks man lol
The_9th_Doctor 18
I'm so sorry for you right now but that's funny.
professorchaosx 14
Ridin' that slit!
boobies93 8
Lol damn that's funny :D sucks to have a small one don't it :/
Blippety 23
You lose your virginity as soon as you have intercourse - the hymen does NOT need to be broken. There's no such thing as still "physically" being a virgin.
poor_gurll1198 17
The hymen has an opening and isn't supposed to break during sex, if it does you've torn something which is common. If the hymen fully covered the ****** how would the period blood come out?
itssoratchet 10
hahhahahhahhahahhahahhhahahhhh^^!^!hahahhhahahahhahhahahhahajhahahahhahahhahahahahahahahahhahahhahhhahhahhahhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhha
RageWolf16 31
BROKEN HYMEN DOES NOT EQUAL VIRGINITY LOST. Your hymen isn't even supposed to "break" or "pop" during the first time. If there's bleeding, you did something wrong. Ten minutes on Google gives you all this information.
AhoyCaptian 16
not everyone has a hymen so there is not much of a difference after losing their virginity for some girls.
lmao_at_ur_life 8
try not putting in in her butt dumbass