Today, after having had sex with my girlfriend for the first time the night before, she went to the doctor. He said she's still physically a virgin. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend lost her virginity. I still have mine, though. FML
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Top comments
idontknowyou123 0
y u no big enough
Nosrebor 8
Oh wow... Time to try again ;)
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Comments (423)
annabelle1710 11
After 3yrs with my ex and more sexual intercourses than I care to count, my hymen is still here. There was never any blood. Yes he is smaller than average.
raphadem_fml 1
Wrong hole, dude
NerdGirl321 27
Doesn't matter had sex
EliGolsdworthy 7
What? Did you do it in the aass?
Noir_Angel 7
I don't know how she'd still physically be a virgin unless it's the hymen ripping in which case hymens don't normally rip unless you pound with the strength of a thousand suns
EliGolsdworthy 7
Please someone explain how this is even possible?
Muhubi 9
1. You can't control the size of your penis 2. it is possible to have sex and not break the hymen even with a "normal sized" penis. Maybe OP was simply gentle with his girlfriend being it was her first time. 3. The hymen is a terrible indicator of being a virgin. You can have one and still have had sex. You can also not have one and still be a virgin.