Today, after having a fight with my boyfriend, we had what I thought to be the best make-up sex, because he seemed so happy and upbeat. Turns out he misunderstood. He was happy because he thought it was break-up sex. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend told me that the only reason he put me through so much heartache last year was because the make-up sex was awesome. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got into a fight. Once we were cool, we decided to have makeup sex. I tried to change position so we could 69, but I then accidently kicked him in the head. He thinks I did it on purpose. FML
Today, after a huge fight, my girlfriend started coming onto me. I thought it was actual make-up sex and went along with it. It was great, until she suddenly shoved me off her just as I was almost ready to come. She smugly announced she was dumping me, got dressed, then left. FML
Today, my husband and I had a HUGE fight, but we had amazing make up sex so I figured it was over. When I woke up, I realized my mistake. I was tied to the four bed posts completely naked and a sign was taped on the ceiling. "Repairman coming in an hour. Gave him a key. Have all your clothes. Have fun." FML
Today, I had the best sex of our relationship with my boyfriend. Afterwards, he took off his condom, looked me sweetly in the eyes for a few moments, then decided to slap me in the face with it. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over breakfast. In the afternoon I got to smile at him prettily for hours because he was the photographer in a session neither of us could get out of. FML
Today, I had sex with a guy I've liked for ages. We were lying in his bed afterwards, and he mumbled the word "happy". I thought it was really sweet, until he repeated himself. "My girlfriend probably won't be too happy about this." FML
Today, my wife and I were having amazing make up sex after several months of painful separation. Halfway through, she screamed for me to stop, climbed off the bed, and ran into the bathroom. She spent an hour screaming and crying, then came out and emotionlessly told me to leave. FML
Today, after 9 months in our relationship, my boyfriend and I lost our virginity to each other. We had incredible, mind-blowing sex. An hour later, he broke up with me because apparently "my orgasm face is ugly." FML
Today, I wanted to surprise my boyfriend by dressing up in sexy lingerie. When I went to answer the door he was standing there with a shocked expression, his friends parked in the driveway had the same expression as well. He came to break up with me. He told me after we had sex. FML
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Haterman123 0
WTF who has break up sex
ThereIsNoFork 0
So what's the difference?
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Comments (125)
pieintheface 0
WTf break up sex?
illmatic2 16
Why are so many people asking this question?
rc3mgp 0
Break-up sex is GREAT!!!
36jg63 0
aha..well at least you made him happy this time
MartinFootball 0
#8 haha funny shirt
danica45 7
sorry your breaking up...........hurt him now, feel bad later
Xenopsy 0
what a manwhore
rwctkd95 0
18 u need to stop teasing, if a dude came up n mistaken u for a iPhone n unlock u, you be pissed.
nickbouz 3
this wouldn't be a problem If you just didn't have sex before marriage... picture says it all people
hanniegirl 0
I agree with 28
nickbouz 3
Praise Jesus!
knight0748 5
praise Zeus and Ali baba.
nickbouz 3
whatever floats your boat man
nickbouz 3
anybody wanna come up with a reason why you should have sex before marriage?I feel like I'm in the arguing mood today.
sourgirl101 29
A little "judgemental" are we? Not everyone is a -cookie cut out- of what you want us to be!
nickbouz 3
Who am I judging? I didn't say that If u have sex before marriage u are a bad person.
vvbrittxv 0
I don't get it
sourgirl101 29
Okay, so what are you saying?(: And it sounded like you were judging the OP. Are you saying I'm misreading the meaning your words?
hunterluv1 20
I agree, too! with u, 28
Mauskau 36
because it's fun to experiment when young and some people don't wanna get married young. the other person might be really creepy and have weird fetishes that you've married yourself into.
Freeze_fml 17
I was going to type a long comment explaining how having sex with someone you don't know a ton about has a higher chance of them having weird fetishes compared to having sex with someone who you've married and know all about, along with explaining how married couples should know every single detail about each other and any kind of fetish their partner has, but it's just easier to say you're stupid.
bigredmonkeybutt 30
Dude go push your views someplace where they're appreciated.
rachel0128 0
dude it's cool that Ur a christian and all but aren't christians supposed to be the ones who love no matter what and follow the example of Christ? judging people for pre-marridal sex is so not cool. looks like you need to read your own damn bible before you tell other people what's right and what wrong.
rocky21 0
maybe if u give him good sex he wont break up wit you
greatwyt 0
at least you made him happy in bed for a change? take home message......
overachiever2626 0
that sucks