Today, after giving a potential employee a drug test and instructing her to leave her urine sample in the bathroom, she not only brought it into the office, she spilled it on the front desk. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had to take a drug test for a new job. I ended up spilling the cup of piss all over myself. I had to explain what had happened, then go sit in a waiting room full of disgusted-looking people, while I kept drinking water to fill my bladder back up. FML
Today, I was being drug tested as part of a pre-employment policy for substitute teaching. Once I had peed in the cup enough to pass the line, I put it on the only available space: the toilet paper holder. Trying to get toilet paper, I knocked the cup over, spilling pee all over myself. FML
Today, the lab wouldn't let me do my pre-employment drug test because they had no time when I had to pee really bad. They signed me in to do other blood work I needed, but when I asked to use the bathroom, they said it was for drug testing only. I peed myself in the lobby and couldn't do the blood test either. FML
Today, I took a drug test. Not only did I fail the drug test, but I mostly missed the sample cup and got urine all over my pants. FML
Today, my boss used the restroom at work. She returned and told me I needed to go clean the toilet because "someone left a mess in there." It was her mess. FML
Today, at work, a woman decided to use the changing room as a public toilet, to wipe the urine with the clothes she tried on, then leave the mess along with her soiled underwear and a used maxi pad for me to clean up. FML
Today, I had to take a mandatory drug test with the doctor present. Nervous, I couldn't get myself to pee in the cup right away. When I finally did, I couldn't stop myself from overfilling the cup and getting pee all over myself. FML
Today, I had to go to the clinic for a physical. The nurse asked me for a pee sample; however, I had no urine to give. After 20 minutes of standing at the stall I was able to squeeze half a cup of pee. As I approached the sink to cover the sample, I somehow managed to drop it all over myself. FML
Today, I went to get blood and urine tests done before work. As I was attempting to aim into the cup, I lost balance and slipped. I ended up peeing on my sleeves and my pants. I was late for work and I smelled like pee. FML
Today, one of my co-workers was fired after my manager discovered him pissing in the office coffee pot. I had three cups before I found out what had happened. FML
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floridagreg 10
That would really "piss" me off.
Dave_Davington 34
I think wee all agree that that's really unpleasant. Still, you'd bladder clean that up before it starts to smell.
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Comments (65)
JZY1989 23
Put her on the team coach.
TheAspieDork 27
She has to have failed that test
_Adog2645 24
Damn, urine for a pretty bad time when you have to clean that up
19foxy81 8
She probably did it on purpose in the hopes that you would throw it out & not bother to test it...
Cammi0 18
So.. I'm assuming they didn't get the job?
mommiof2 6
She probably did it on purpose. Knowing she wasn't clean and knowing she'd have to wait to do another therefore giving her time to get clean
zzzx 3
I never had to take a drug test in my life. I never did any drugs so I'd be clean anyway, but if the first thing a company asked me to do was "pee in the cup", I wouldn't want to work there. The only person I know that ever had to take a drug test works in security. Why do companies even require it for many unrelated jobs? You can do tons of cocaine and be a great programmer, for example.
AverageAvarice 23
You seem to have no realistic gauge for how drugs alter a person. Even an alcoholic is a bad choice in employee, and that is legal.
nicoleeeee_94 10
something tells me that she won't be getting the job if she can't follow simple directions like that. makes me wonder how she does with complicated instructions?? hopefully it all got cleaned up!!
graceinsheepwear 34
It's not very secure to leave a urine test in the bathroom where it could be tampered with, and maybe the candidate felt more comfortable handing it off directly, unfortunately fumbling it.
mrBearBear 11
Well guess she knows she's not getting the job haha