Today, after giving a potential employee a drug test and instructing her to leave her urine sample in the bathroom, she not only brought it into the office, she spilled it on the front desk. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to take a drug test for a new job. I ended up spilling the cup of piss all over myself. I had to explain what had happened, then go sit in a waiting room full of disgusted-looking people, while I kept drinking water to fill my bladder back up. FML
Today, I was being drug tested as part of a pre-employment policy for substitute teaching. Once I had peed in the cup enough to pass the line, I put it on the only available space: the toilet paper holder. Trying to get toilet paper, I knocked the cup over, spilling pee all over myself. FML
Today, the lab wouldn't let me do my pre-employment drug test because they had no time when I had to pee really bad. They signed me in to do other blood work I needed, but when I asked to use the bathroom, they said it was for drug testing only. I peed myself in the lobby and couldn't do the blood test either. FML
Today, I took a drug test. Not only did I fail the drug test, but I mostly missed the sample cup and got urine all over my pants. FML
Today, my boss used the restroom at work. She returned and told me I needed to go clean the toilet because "someone left a mess in there." It was her mess. FML
Today, at work, a woman decided to use the changing room as a public toilet, to wipe the urine with the clothes she tried on, then leave the mess along with her soiled underwear and a used maxi pad for me to clean up. FML
Today, I had to take a mandatory drug test with the doctor present. Nervous, I couldn't get myself to pee in the cup right away. When I finally did, I couldn't stop myself from overfilling the cup and getting pee all over myself. FML
Today, I had to go to the clinic for a physical. The nurse asked me for a pee sample; however, I had no urine to give. After 20 minutes of standing at the stall I was able to squeeze half a cup of pee. As I approached the sink to cover the sample, I somehow managed to drop it all over myself. FML
Today, I went to get blood and urine tests done before work. As I was attempting to aim into the cup, I lost balance and slipped. I ended up peeing on my sleeves and my pants. I was late for work and I smelled like pee. FML
Today, one of my co-workers was fired after my manager discovered him pissing in the office coffee pot. I had three cups before I found out what had happened. FML
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floridagreg 10
That would really "piss" me off.
Dave_Davington 34
I think wee all agree that that's really unpleasant. Still, you'd bladder clean that up before it starts to smell.
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Comments (65)
Stuffaluffagus 25
Well she failed the stupid test, drug test shouldn't matter now
bloobalooby 24
She's probably writing her own FML right now
pailofshit 5
what a terrible situation urine
SquilliamFancy 15
I mean, you now know that this "potential employee" has an absolute inability to follow directions, is incredibly clumsy, and probably shouldn't become a "legitimate employee". As much as it sucks that she soaked everything in her own piss, you were given a taste of her actual capabilities. And if you asked me, you've definitely dodged a bullet here.
interesting33 37
It can happen, you are nervous, maybe you are unsure if you should leave it in the bathroom. Maybe it is an unusual situation and she got confused. Cut her some slack
SquilliamFancy 15
In a professional environment where your every move is being assessed by your possible employer, you better hope it DOESN'T happen, lest you end up like this girl; without a job and being posted about on a website.
ncparry 18
Happens more often than you'd think.
tjpr314 8
Fail she couldn't even follow the simple directions to leave the urine in the bathroom. Maybe she was just nervous or something idk.
moocowmilk0 19
well at least urine is sterile
AverageAvarice 23
Nope. It's not.
readingrachel 9
Okay so now you know that she's the wrong person to work where you do. She can't follow direction
azisles02 17
Will the listening part of the test has been answered, she failed on that miserably.
LokiDasWolf 9
Tests are hard M'kay.