Today, after giving a potential employee a drug test and instructing her to leave her urine sample in the bathroom, she not only brought it into the office, she spilled it on the front desk. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to take a drug test for a new job. I ended up spilling the cup of piss all over myself. I had to explain what had happened, then go sit in a waiting room full of disgusted-looking people, while I kept drinking water to fill my bladder back up. FML
Today, I was being drug tested as part of a pre-employment policy for substitute teaching. Once I had peed in the cup enough to pass the line, I put it on the only available space: the toilet paper holder. Trying to get toilet paper, I knocked the cup over, spilling pee all over myself. FML
Today, the lab wouldn't let me do my pre-employment drug test because they had no time when I had to pee really bad. They signed me in to do other blood work I needed, but when I asked to use the bathroom, they said it was for drug testing only. I peed myself in the lobby and couldn't do the blood test either. FML
Today, I took a drug test. Not only did I fail the drug test, but I mostly missed the sample cup and got urine all over my pants. FML
Today, my boss used the restroom at work. She returned and told me I needed to go clean the toilet because "someone left a mess in there." It was her mess. FML
Today, at work, a woman decided to use the changing room as a public toilet, to wipe the urine with the clothes she tried on, then leave the mess along with her soiled underwear and a used maxi pad for me to clean up. FML
Today, I had to take a mandatory drug test with the doctor present. Nervous, I couldn't get myself to pee in the cup right away. When I finally did, I couldn't stop myself from overfilling the cup and getting pee all over myself. FML
Today, I had to go to the clinic for a physical. The nurse asked me for a pee sample; however, I had no urine to give. After 20 minutes of standing at the stall I was able to squeeze half a cup of pee. As I approached the sink to cover the sample, I somehow managed to drop it all over myself. FML
Today, I went to get blood and urine tests done before work. As I was attempting to aim into the cup, I lost balance and slipped. I ended up peeing on my sleeves and my pants. I was late for work and I smelled like pee. FML
Today, one of my co-workers was fired after my manager discovered him pissing in the office coffee pot. I had three cups before I found out what had happened. FML
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floridagreg 10
That would really "piss" me off.
Dave_Davington 34
I think wee all agree that that's really unpleasant. Still, you'd bladder clean that up before it starts to smell.
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Comments (65)
samwilliams800 28
If she can't follow simple instructions I don't see her lasting long at her job if hired. Sounds like someone who used to work where I do.
Cherubapples 4
not gross, urine is technically cleaner than tap water
AverageAvarice 23
Do you volunteer to test this statement by bathing in urine? Let me go collect some catheter specimens, so we can ensure you get the freshest batch. Already pre-warmed to body temp.
Sparx1_1 16
I clicked FML but if you hire this idiot then I'm coming back to change it to YDI
Chazzster 32
Somehow I suspect it might have been intentional either as a way of protesting having to get a drug test or with the intent of making you give up on having them get a drug test.
countryb_cth 38
That would be a seriously stupid idea on her part considering that OP probably took note that this girl can't even follow simple directions. So I highly doubt she will get the job, plus that's absolutely disgusting if she did it on purpose. Also it's a horrible way to get out of a drug test.
VoiceofReason04 5
Lol
alaina1104 11
I spilled my first-ever urine sample all over the bathroom floor at the doctor's office. I frantically called for my dad, who was waiting outside, and he snuck into the girls' bathroom to help me clean up. We ran out of paper towels and had to move on to toilet paper, and then he broke the sink completely off the wall while leaning on it.
littlekellilee 45
Aww he out-embarrassed himself for you. He sounds like a sweet Dad
interesting33 37
That must have been mortifying for her. A complete accident. I don't understand why you would leave the pee in the bathroom, I would be concerned someone else would throw it out or it would get mixed up or something.
ReilyStafford 13
Naw, all you need is a 44oz cup of water and it'll be Ok.
hardcorepunk87 18
Candidate follows orders precisely: unsatisfactory
dyllan1000 10
Did she get the job? ??