Today, after getting fired, I went home only to find my boss sitting my living room. Apparently, he and my mom had been dating for months and he felt compelled to let me go because it was a "conflict of interest". FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I was fired from my job. Why? Because my boss has been dating my newly divorced mother, and he didn't want family get-togethers to be "awkward." FML
Today, my boss fired me because he wants to start dating my mother and apparently doesn't want it to be "awkward." FML
Today, my boss fired me after chewing me out for the horrible date he had with my mother. FML
Today, my boss left early, so I decided to take an extended break and run home. I found my wife in bed with my boss. I got fired for leaving work. FML
Today, I was fired from my job. The reason? My boss didn't feel comfortable paying his son's girlfriend. FML
Today, I got a notice in the mail saying I had been fired from my job. My dad's the boss, who I happen to live with. FML
Today, my boss fired me for acting "inappropriately" at work. I gave him a hug. He's my dad. FML
Today, my boyfriend was fired. After breaking the news, he also broke up with me. Apparently, his boss had a creepy crush on me and would give my boyfriend bonuses for bringing me to company events and, occasionally, out on the boss's personal boat. Looks like I am no longer useful. FML
Today, my girlfriend came to my workplace to tell me she was breaking up with me. My boss, who was passing by, fired me for "chatting with friends" during work hours. FML
Today, my boss called me into his office. After yelling and firing me, his assistant comes in telling him he had mistaken me for someone else. He did not give me my job back, as he claimed it would make an awkward work environment. FML
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Top comments
emeraldisle 30
Wow! What a piece of shit! I hope your mum takes your side and dumps that ****.
theoldman 22
Were you also too enthusiastic and made your coworkers look bad?
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Comments (56)
8djht8 19
REPORT THEM TO SUPERIORS AND THEIR SUPERIORS HE'S THE CONFLICT OF INTEREST HE'S THE PROBLEM!!!! HAVE HIS ******* CAREER FOR THIS DESTROY THEM AND GET YOUR JOB BACK!! I'M NOT JOKING GO TO HIS SUPERIORS AND THEIRS AS WELL.
Suffolk_yourself 8
Alright, no need to shout!
Scorpio1691 29
And upon seeing this i would tell him exactly where to get off. Also an ultimatum to my parent: drop my ex boss or else. That is just totally wrong.
bloodtalon 6
Or else what? OP will be very unhappy with mom, the person likely providing a roof over their heads? be realistic. it's unlikely that OP is in a position to make threats of any kind, especially now being unemployed.
Scorpio1691 29
or else you never see me again! with luck the OP's father is still in the picture or else friends. but people like OP's mother are a waste of oxygen for standing by the ex boss for doing that.
pjsr 33
I think you should show him your interest in your fist conflicting with his jaw
TheBiggerBoot 7
That is absolute crap, can you speak to someone higher about this?
Mathalamus 25
Oh well. Life goes on. Find a better job.
Zmanzem4 17
Sue him
goosebr 2
****** you twice !!
freddygasman 18
No, him only once. His mom on the other hand, probably numerous times.
Tuffay 14
Hopefully your mom is a lousy lay, that will teach him!
HereComeDatBoi 2
Isn't that illegal or something??? You should take this to your bosses higher-ups or something, because that's not OK at all.
burgermike92 17
That was a clusterfuck from start to finish. So many questions left to be answered.